Marathi SMS

Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi picture produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yete. Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaycha tyamule Dada Kondke la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi. Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya nav suchate. Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto ase. Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI

By: Rohit Jain
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Ek sardaarji trainche ticket kadhayla jato ani 3 tikite vikat gheto. Tickets denaara vicharto, " Sardaarji, tumhi ektech jaanar mug tin tikite kashala?" Tyavar sardaarji hasun mhanto," Aho, mi 2 tikite pants chya khishat ani ek shirt chya khishat thevto mhanje samja pants cha khisa kapla tari he urlele tikit rahate." To manus parat vicharto," Ani samaja tumacha shirtcha khisa pan kapla tar?" Tyavar aapla pass kadhun dakhavat sardaargi mhanto," Mug pass kashasathi asto???"

By: Komal Jain
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Ekda ek manus marun narkaat jato.Dev tyala mhanto ki tu fakta ekdaach punnya kelyane tula shikshet choice aahe teva tu havi ti shiksha magun ghe. To manus aajubajula pahato tar tyala eka peksha ek bhayanak shiksha distaat. Tevdhyat to pahato tar tyala diste ki Gandhijinchya mandivar eka bajula Rambha ani dusrya bajula Menaka baslya aahet!! To devaala mhanto ki mala ti Gandhijichich shiksha dya tyavar Dev mhanto, " Aare baba, ti shiksha Gandhinaa nahi tar Rambha ani Menkela aahe!!!"

By: Shalini Malhotra
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Ekda dusri madhe shikanaara Balu radat radat ghari yeto. Tyala baba vichartaat,"aare Balu tula radayla kai zale?" Tyavar Balu mhanto," mi masteranna uttar dile mhanun mala tyanni marle........." Babanna kahi kalat nahi tevdhyat Balu explanation deto, " mala tyanni vichaarle ki marathi madhil tin linge chi examples deun sang ani mi sangitale ki 'To bench', 'Ti shala', ani 'Te mastar!!!' Aata sanga , maze kai chukale??"

By: Indu Dhiman
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Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto. Tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat," yaar, kya bivi mili hai sardaar ko!!" Sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto, to scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto, " Aare saale, bivi hogi teri! Vo to meri behen hai!!"

By: Neha Dhupia
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Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote ani te ekmekaanshi abola dhartaat. Navra zopaychya aadhi baykochya ushivar note thevto," mala sakali 6:00 la uthav". Dusrya divshi sakali navra uthto ani pahato tar sakalche 8:00 vajlet!! To baykola kahi bolnaar tevdhyat tyala tyachya ushivar note diste. Tyavar lihile aste, " 6:00 vajlet, utha"!!!

By: Nicky Status
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Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan, rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,
"Bis Milaah!!" Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, "dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!"

By: Rohit Jain
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Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki
Also ran: Kes Kapa
Russian waiter: Andre vada pav
African swimming pool che nav: Ya Doomba Doomba Doom Doom
Japanese hospital chya baher quiet zone aste. Tya zone che nav kay? Haka Naka Maru
Japanese shaleche nav : Ya shika
Tya shalechya principal che naav : Shiku naka.
Tya shalet kashachi shikvan detaat? : Hitachi

By: Komal Jain
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Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat. T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste. "Pu La Deshpande". Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?
Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push)
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Pu La Deshpande pohayla gele tar tyanna kay mhannar?
Swimming Pool (Pu L)
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Satyajit Ray chya babanche nav kay ahe
Baap Re
Aajobanche nav?
Baap re Baap

By: Rohit Jain
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Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.
Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te".

By: Rahul Bajaj
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Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"

By: Komal Jain
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