Tamil SMS Collection

Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies.
Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach.
When you eat second that's not empty stomach.
Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend.
Sardar: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Friend: i can eat 10.
Sardar: poda.
6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.

By: shalini
In Tamil
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Two Wheeler Thought
'Hero honda'la hero pogalam
But
'Yamaha'la yaman poga mudiuma?

By: komal
In Tamil
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Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?
Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.

By: nick
In Tamil
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"LOVE" pani
"NASAMA"
Porathai Vida.!
"SIGHT"
Adichu
"SANTHOSAMA"
Irunga.!
Its my big advice for you.!
ippadikku... Best friend

By: komal
In Tamil
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Amaichar: MANNA! NAATIL PANJAM THALAI "VIRITHU" ADUKIRUTHU.
PULIKESI: APPADIA! "RIBBON" AI KATTIKONDU OLUNGAGA ADA SOLLUM.
AMAICHAR:!!!!!!!!!!!?????

By: rahul
In Tamil
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Interviewer to a sardar: Tell me the opposite words for
“made in India”
Sardar: Pallam in Pakistan.

By: neha
In Tamil
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Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.

By: rahul
In Tamil
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One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film

By: rahul
In Tamil
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Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum
Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama
Josiar: …………….?!???????

By: akshya
In Tamil
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Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
Wife: !!!!!!!!!!1

By: nick
In Tamil
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1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga.
10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga
Enna ulagamba

By: rohit
In Tamil
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Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai
Aanal en ‘IDAYAM’
Rojavaivida
Alaganadu
En theriuma?
Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal

By: nick
In Tamil
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Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam: "CHILANTHI ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN) appuram Sunday Hollywood Thirai padam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns)

By: rohit
In Tamil
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