Wife SMS

Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon,tumhari aankhon mein bas jaaon,tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.Wife: Baaki kya mohalle wale karenge?

By: www.rrathi.tk
In Adult SMS
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WIFE-KITCHEN SE. AJI SUNTE HO DEKHO ME AJ KAL BOHAL KHOBSURAT HO RAHI HUN...
HUSBEND-TUMNE KAISE JANA?
WIFE-AJ KAL MERI KHOBSURTI DEKH KER ROTI BHI JALNE LAGI HAI...

By: SUHAIB
In Jokes SMS
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Wife To Husband: Tum Mujhe Maar Kar,
Mera Sab Kuch Harrap Karna Chahtay Ho.
Husband: Chal!
Barri Aai, Benazir.

By: 9460675152
In Hindi SMS
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

By: ridoy
In Jokes SMS
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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

By: baba
In Funny SMS
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"Wife- Main maayke ja rahi hu, tumhe talaak ka notice bhej dungi. Husband- Ja ja mithi-mithi bate karke mujhe khush karne ki koshish mat kar."

By: 9460675152
In Jokes SMS
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Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.

Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,

Phir Woh Khud Apnay

Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!….

By: www.rrathi.tk
In Jokes SMS
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Wife:- Bakray ki zubaan pakaai ha khaao gay?
Husbnd: Main moonh se nikli huvi cheez nahi khata.,.
Wife: To phir anda bana doon?:-P

By: Mustang
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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wife:mere irade bade nek hai, aap 1000 me se 1 hai.
Husband: dimag ke hum bhi don hai,pehle ye bata kamini,baki ke 999 kaun hai....

By: rishu
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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Wife Husband se Aaj Mere Tann Mann Me Aag Laga Do. Husband ne Petrol Daal kar fook Di. Moral: Jazbaton ka izhar Asaan lafzon me kare..

By: sharma
In Adult SMS
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Doctor's wife:I saw a Call Girl entering ur clinic today.Wat does it mean? Dr:Relax darling.It was a professional meetingWif:Whose profession

By: Sinha
In Adult SMS
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