Wedding SMS

INDIAN WOMEN:

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.

By: mukesh
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At a health forum, speaker asked: What food causes the most suffering for years after eating it?
After a long silence, an old man replied Wedding Cake! Of course!

By: shubham
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3 Students Didn’t
prepare for a Test.
They made a plan.
They went to the
DEAN next morning
and said “Sir we had
gone for a wedding
and our car Tyre Bursted. So we had to push
all the way, so we
couldn’t study.”
The DEAN agrees
and gives them
3 Days Time.
After 3 days all three
were seated in
Different Rooms.
The paper consisted
of Just 1 Question…
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WHICH TYRE BURSTED..?
a. Front Right
b. Front Left
c. Back Right
d. Back Left.????

By: Avish
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A Wedding

Is Just Like A Funeral

Except That

You Get To

Smell Your Own Flower ...

By: Asish
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Two eyes but they see one vision two ears but they listern one sound, likewise u 2 r different but now onwards u will live one life !! WEDDING WISHES.

By: Malkit Singh
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

By: Rohit
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Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

By: Indu
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Girl:It's 2 tight
Boy:Don't worry,I do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cann't,
Gal:It's painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We will buy new WEDDING RING!

By: Komal
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

By: Indu
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Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

By: Mohit
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

By: Indu
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