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ravi nurse se sex kar raha tha,
nurse jor se chillai dard ho raha hai,
ravi : khud waha injection lagati hai jahan hole nahi, or tujhe hole mai bhi dard ho raha hai


By: shalender
In Adult SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Lady to Baba: Baba, mere pati roz aadhi raat ko ghar se chale jate hai..
Baba : beti, yeh samasya hai ya invitation?


By: shalender
In Adult SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Son: Kal, daddy ke room se pray karne ki awaz aa rahi thi.
Mom: Pray karna to achhi baat hai.
Son: daddy to chup they, unki secretary chilla rahi thi-oh god oh god oh god


By: bhamra
In Adult SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
wHAT MORE DIFFICULT THAN GETTING A PREGNANT WOMEN INTO A TATA NANO?
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GETTING A WOMEN PREGNANT IN A TATA NANO?


By: mustaqim
In Adult SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Gandhiji ki Patni jab 9 saal me 9th Time Pregnantt hui to Nehru se boli : "Bhai sahab inhe jara Samjhaiye ki kam se kam Condom to Suti Kapde ka na pehne!


By: shyam
In Adult SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
On weding night
Wife: mujhay ghabrahat ho rahi hai.
Husband: I thinK because this is ur first night.
Wife: nahi, nahi.. Actually it is first time in night…


By: Nadeem
In Adult SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
teacher- aurat aur ainak me kya cheej saman he?
stdnt- miss, istemall k waqt dono ki tange kholni parti he.


By: jitendra
In Adult SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
A recent survey showed why men like blow jobs….
10% like the feeling….
12% like the dominance….
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&
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78% like the 8 minutes silence…….. ;->


By: sangeeta
In Adult SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Divorse ke baad husband: "Bacha mera hai"
Wife :- wah ji wah!
bartan mera, dudh mera, thoda sa nimbu kya nichod diya, pura paneer tera!


By: Mithun
In Adult SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said“ Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha


By: Mohd.AnasMahbaz
In Adult SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Teacher:
“Machar k katnay se MALERIA kiyun hota hay?
AIDS kiyun nahin hota?”
Studnt:
“Kion k machar Dunk marta hay
Gand nahin


By: Mohd.AnasMahbaz
In Adult SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

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