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why woman wear panties with printed flowers???
ans=its way says" please water my garden with your pipe"

By: cns9270
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women are very good in 2 thgs cooking and fucking
its no joke .....
u never knw wats cooking in der mind...!
&u ll never come 2 knw when they ll fuck ur life

By: ravi
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‘Delhi 6’ song: Genda Phool(REMIX)
Biwi chodne deve, Sali vi chudwa keve, sasural sex ka school.
Sans mu me leve, sale ki biwi dabane deve, sasural sex ka school.

By: M_K_L
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santa watching blue film..in that fil he saw his wife sucking cock.....after completing that blue film he thanks god....acha h ye ek movie hi hai

By: rahul
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-<( )v( )>- Ye lo BRA.. Ab khud mat phen lena. tTeri girlfrnd k liye he.. Meri trf se valentine ka gift. Bhai hai tu apna. Ab thanks bol ke rulaege kya….

By: Bubai Mondal
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Skoda recently launched their new Car..."LAURA"
All drivers will have tough time wen their Memsaheb wil say....
"Driver, LAURA nikalo"

By: Bubai Mondal
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Santa asks Call Girl...how much?
She says 50 on bed,
20 on sofa, 10 on grass.
Santa gives her 50.
She exclaims wow...on Bed?
Santa: No, 5 times on grass.

By: Bubai Mondal
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What is similarity between AADMI n BANDAR?
Bandar DAL par uchalta hai....aur
Aadmi DAL kar uchalta hai.

By: Bubai Mondal
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Never ask a woman this code 2659...coz it's a secret.
It means 2 inch ka hole
6 inch ka pole
5 minute ka mazaa
9 months ki sazaa

By: Bubai Mondal
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What is the similarity between men and rats?
Both keep searching for new HOLES.

By: Bubai Mondal
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What's common between men and video?
Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.

By: Bubai Mondal
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Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.

By: Bubai Mondal
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