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What is the similarity between men and rats?
Both keep searching for new HOLES.

By: Bubai Mondal
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What's common between men and video?
Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.

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Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.

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Gabbar~Are o sambha kitna liter tail hai tere pass. Sambha~2 liter hai sardar . Gabbar~ Thik hai 1 liter tail mere land par laga de, aur 1 liter sms padne wale ki gaand par.

By: sharma
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Lady tells Dr: Mere husband ka bahot lamba hai.Andar jata hai to kaleje ko lagta hai! Dr:Chhota kar denge? Lady:Na ji na, Kaleja hi thoda upar kar do.

By: sharma
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Talaaq k baad husbnd & wife apna apna saman alg karte hue. Husbnd-bra dete hue ye lo tmhare doodh ka dhakkan. Wife-undrwear dete hue y lo murday ka kafan.

By: sharma
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1st GIRL:- Pata nahi kyun sar k baal bahut jaldi white ho jate hai,magar niche k nahi..!! 2nd GIRL:Pagali, niche k bal sar ke bal se 14 saal chote hote h

By: sharma
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Grammar Teacher-"TOTA NE MAINA KO KISS KIYA" iska Future tense banao?

Ek Student- Sir ab to TOTA MAINA ki le kar hi manega...

By: sharma
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ON A HOT DATE
Movie tickets-150
Dinner-2000
car Fuel-500
cofee-500
hotel room-5000
& ur girlfrnd says
Shes on Periods & the fuckng smile on ur face is
PRICELES

By: sharma
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Suhagrat ko ladka kamre me aya Or bola-Jaldi kpde utaro Dulhan ne utare Ladka kam pura kr bola-Jldi kapde pahno LADKI-jaldi kyo Ldka-Dulha ane wala H.

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Maa: Beti wo ladka aawara hai jise tu chahti hai. Beti: Nahi, wo Doctor banega, usne to meri wo bemari bhi theek kardi, jo mujhe har maheenay ho jati thi..

By: sharma
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Sabjiwala:Bahanji kya apne ye 10 ka Note Apne blauj se nikala?
Aurat:Tumhe kaise pata?
Sabjiwala:Gandhi Ji bahut khush dikhai de rahe hai.

By: babu
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