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Teacher: "Sunny ne dopahar khana khaya" is ka future tense banao?
Student: "Sunny sham ko potty kara ga" =))

By: neha
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Relationship is "not how long u have been together"
not how much love given or recieved, not how many times u have helped eachother!
it is how u value 1 another.

By: rohit
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A rain drop may look small 2 eyes butsome where a thirsty flower awaits its fall. A small sms may seem 2 small 2u but it means some1 somewhere remembers u.

By: neha
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Some of the best moments in Life:-
Lying in bed listening to the rain outside
THinking about the person you love
A long drive on a calm road
Finiding money in ur old jeans just when u need it
Holding hands with a friend Getting a hug from
Someone who loves u
Wishing u all these Best Moments in ur life
"ALWAYS HAPPY"

By: komal
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Speak liss wid people whom u lov & care most, Coz if they cant understand ur slience they can never understand ur words.

By: nick
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let me draw ur face!
Dont move!
Nearly finished,
ok Done!
Wanna look
****
(@..@)
(..)hi main marjava, Kitney soney ho tusy!

By: shalini
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true bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....&& mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:"hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho

By: komal
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positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank God that, cows dont fly!

By: shalini
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Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!

By: shalini
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10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER

By: mohit
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Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got accident in november.Urs december.

By: shalini
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womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life

By: rohit
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life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you have american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food.

By: rahul
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