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Two small kids – boy and girl were crying.
Someone asked why are you both crying???

Girl said my doll has broken.

Boy said- because my doll is crying.

By: Ashish 8574816604 # 1
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Hello!!
What's wrong with your mobile?

I Tried so many times but Every time I call it says-The subscriber you are trying to reach is in your heart!.

By: Sushila Banswal # 241
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A nursery boy proposes a girl: I Love U.
Gal Replies: Ek thapad marungi khichke.
Boy Replies Mukka to jese tu khaygi nahi phir?
Badi aayi thapad marungi.

By: Monalisa # 73
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Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th standard-
Boy- Do you hug your teddy bear while sleeping at night??
Gal- Yes!
Boy- Can I replace it for the rest of your life??

By: Manish # 86
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Cute
You are in my talks.
You are in my eyes.
You are in my feelings.
You are in my thoughts.
You are in my breath.
You are in my imagination.
You are in my mind.
You are in my memory.
You are in my dreams.
You are in my prayer.
You are in my life.
Because you are in my heart.
I miss u.

By: Sourabh # 90
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Cute
I see u ankhon se,
I feel u sanson se,
I remember u chahat se,
I beleive u jan se,
I care 4 u dil se
And I MISS YOU Qasam se.

By: Divya # 79
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Cute
Kbi Geet Ban_k
Kbi Saaz Ban_k K
Kbi Soch Ban_k
Kbi awaz Ban_k
Kbi baat Ban_k
Kbi Raaz Ban_k
Tu har pal mere sath hai waqt Ban_k

By: Retasha Sharma # 65
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Mom to her 7 year old kid
lets practice maths ok?
lets start with addition.
Example
Your GF gave u 2 candy and 2 ice cream
Whats ur answer?
.
.
.
.
Boy: Love u Jaanu.

By: Meenakshi # 124
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Bacha: Miss Main Apko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: soooo sweet
Bacha: To phir Main Apne parents ko Aap ke Ghar kab Bhejun?
Miss: wo kyun?
Bacha: Taki k wo Humari Baat Karain
Miss: kya Bakwas hai?
Bacha: Tution parhney ke liye…
Miss Aap bhi na cable dekh dekh ke kharaab ho gai hain.

By: Cassandra Isabel Anc # 123
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2 Judwa Bachche..
1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha..
2nd Udaas tha.
Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho.
Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein
dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha

By: Charu # 25
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Cutest Proposal by A Boy
Boy: Can you please close your eyes for a moment?
Girl: Ok, Done
Boy: Thanks, What a darkness isn’t it?
Girl: Yeah
Boy: That is my life without you.

By: Pramod # 107
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1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha
Maa ne pocha
Mere laal ko kya chahiye?

Toffee
Bhishkit
Ya
Milk?

Bachcha:
Bas Ek sanam chahie
aashqi ke liye..!!

By: Shubham # 35
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A cute boy asks a fallen rose:
Don’t u get hurt wen u r plucked?
Rose replied: No I forget my pain thinking that
i am the reason for someones smile.

By: Deepak # 49
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Cute little girl 2 shopkeeper- Jab me badi ho jaungi aap Apne BETE Ki shaadi mujse karoge ?
Shopkeeper smiling - Haan Beta zarur kar dunga,
GIRL - To apni hone wali BAHU ko 1 DAIRYMILK do..!!!

By: Shiba # 81
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A nursery boy proposes a girl:
I Love U.

Gal Replies:
Ek thapad marungi khichke.

boy Replies
Mukka to jese tu khaygi nahi phir?
badhi aayi thapad marungi.

By: Shubham # 35
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