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English Jokes SMS
11 Days Ago | 2 shares | By Rahul # 17
Boys Always Remain Faitfull To Their Girlfriend..!!
Which Girlfriend??
That's Still a Topic Of Research..!!
English Jokes SMS
11 Days Ago | 1 shares | By Vikas # 77
A: Why are you late?
B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
B: No, I was standing on it.
English Jokes SMS
One Month Ago | 33 shares | By Charan # 23
Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Pappu after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”!
English Jokes SMS
11 Months Ago | 8 shares | By Animesh # 105
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women
what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.
English Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 13 shares | By Anju # 45
In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10. Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Teacher : Where is 5?
Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident…..
English Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 5 shares | By Kunal # 25
When a Guy does Something Wrong…
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!!
Girl : I can’t believe you did this.
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
When a Girl does Something Wrong…
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!!
Boy : I can’t believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
English Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 7 shares | By Rahul # 17
Another Moon?… Possible Another Sun?… Possible Another Sky?… Possible Another person Like U?… Impossible ‘Coz God can’t make the same Mistake twice.
English Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 1 shares | By Animesh # 105
Only Two Types Of Communications Are Fastest In The World…
E-Mail To Email
Female To Female….
English Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 7 shares | By Gaurav # 110
U luv sumone… u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id…!
English Jokes SMS
One Year Ago | 1 shares | By Shinde # 18
A Woody Joke..
What wood happn if u had a wooden car,
with wooden seats
wooden tyres..
and a wooden engine?
It Wooden't start..!
English Jokes SMS
2 Years Ago | 16 shares | By 9875288111 # 12
Boy: I can’t marry you. My family is not permitting me.

Girl: Who’s in your family?

Boy: My wife and children.
English Jokes SMS
2 Years Ago | 14 shares | By Deepak # 100
Two factory workers are talking
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
English Jokes SMS
2 Years Ago | 4 shares | By Awadhesh # 95
A man was pulled over for driving too fast,
even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
English Jokes SMS
2 Years Ago | 5 shares | By Sujit # 61
A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.

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