Funny Friendship SMS

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3 stars by 91 users

Bazu-o-me dam rakhta hoon,
Dil me gam rakhta hoon,
aapki dosti ke baad,
logo se wasta kam rakhta hoon,
Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega,
isiliye Disprin sath rakhta hoon.

By: Vikas # 69
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Saato aasmano ki sair hum kar aaye,
Har ek tare se dosti kar aaye,
Ek tara khas tha jise hum saath le aaye,
Varna aap hi sochiye,
Aap is jamin pe kaise aaye!

By: Md # 73
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Agar zinda ho to 4/5 sms bhejo,
Markar aasmaan mein ho toh barish bhejo,
Agar swarg mein ho toh apsara bhejo,
Aur agar nark mein ho toh enjoy yourself!

By: Rajat # 19
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Jindagi nahi hume dosto se pyari,
dosto pe hajir hai jaan humari.
Ankho mein hamari aansu hai to kya,
jaan se bhi pyari hai muskan tumhari... smile pLZ

By: Vijay # 52
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When somebody who’s deeply in love with you
tells you that you’re cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree.
That’s true, believe me, I swear.
Cause love is blind!

By: Rana # 57
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How does Lazy person like u
Take bath during winters :
Stands in front of mirror,
throws water on the mirror
n says
“Chak de Fatte, Aaj too naha he liya fir”

By: Pallavi # 108
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Vodafone walon ka KUTTA
Aaj subah he chal bsa,
Ab wo Monkey se Add krwaana chahte hain.
Tujhe
Meri
Dosti
ki
Kasam,
Kahin Chhup Ja ;o)

By: Nakul # 96
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Rooth kar aap hume bhulane lage
Itne door huye k bahut yaad aane lage,
Kaise bhool jaye ek pal mein aapko
Jab aap jaise dost banane me hume zamane lage

By: Neeraj # 41
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Meri Dosti wo daag hai
Jo aap mita nahin paoge,

Bus itni guzarish hai aapse

Ki Surf exel se mat dhona
Varna Dhoondhte reh jaoge

By: Abhinit # 79
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Difference between Best Friend & Just Friend:
When U r in hospital
Just Friend asks:
Tabiyat kaisi hai?
Best Friend asks:
Nurse kaisi hai?

By: Deepshikha # 77
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?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai

By: Deepak # 58
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KBhi “Dost” kehte ho

KBhi “Dua” dety ho

KBhi “Neend” se jga dete ho

Magar “Kasam se” Jb bhi “SMS” krty ho sare ghum bhula dety ho.

By: Lerma Plata Penarand # 105
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Friendship Rules

No Drama

No Excuse

No Sorry

No Thanks

& don’t say i am Busy’
Always say yaar Tere Liye to mari jann B Hazir Hai.
Bus kabi Mangna mat.

By: Anurag # 39
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Friendship is not a word . Not a relationship . It is a silent promise, which says

“i was
”“i am”&

“i will b”A Headache for u Forever…!

By: Kuldeep # 61
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Aaapa
Amere
Apyarea
Asea
Afrienda
Ahoa
AIa
Amissa
Ayoua
Aina
Aaa
Anewa
Astylea
.
.
.
.
.
Samajh ni ai na hr
lafz ka pehla or akhri word hata kr parh

By: Vibhu # 36
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