Funny Punjabi SMS

Ek waari ek baba bus wich
ek kuri nu jappi pa lenda h..
Kuri kehendi h wat r u doing..?
Baba kehnda h 'kismat de naal
milda kamliye pyaar buzurga da..'

| By: amrit
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Nargis to Shaitan:
Main ik Masoom tay shareef ladki haan...
Shaitan:Jan day NARGIS baji; hun tu
apni ho k enj tay zaleel na kr. . . .

| By: amrit
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Boy:sohniye tenu padan di lod nhi.
tenu ek ek parchi fadawange.
rakh mitra te yakeen tere 100 cho
100 number dwawange.

Girl:dafa ho pare!pichhle saal tere
yakeen te me befikar hoke aayi c.
pepar c mera chemistry da te mainu
parchi histrory di fadayi c.

| By: amrit
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Santa prays daily for 2 hr,
'Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade.
After 11 yrs VaheGuru angrily appeared
nd said, 'Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket to le ley'

| By: amrit
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A Punjabi Kurri went to A Sardar’s Shop

And Said,

'Lipton di chah hai?'

Sardar G,

'Mainu ty nahi hy Tenu hay ty Lipat Jaa…'

| By: amrit
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Punjabi Boys ka Girls ko PROPOSE kerny ka style:


Pipal da boota howey,

Gannay da ras howey,

Jay mera wass howey,

Rab di Qasam,

Teri Maa meri saas howey..

| By: amrit
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Sweetoo!
Mama Papa Di Jaan.
Sadey wal v karo Dhiyan..
Asi Bohat Han Pareshan…
Towadey Wallon na koi Bell
na Koi Sms da Nishan..
Kithey O Meri Jaan?

| By: amrit
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My body and Soul is Very Thirsty,
O my Beloved by Your Love,

Samajh Aayi…?
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Nahi,

Mera Tan Man Pyaasa,
Channa ve Tere Pyaar Da…

| By: amrit
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Heer Says too Ranjha

Ke Khaatyaa aay main Tere Heer Ban ky'
Ranjha

Saliye Main Kaira Ranjha Ban K SP Lag Gya AAN

| By: amrit
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Mere to puchdeO mainu kii mileya
ohde hijjar te ohde pyaar vichooN
dil de ke kharideya chankana main
ohde husan de meena bazzar vichoon

| By: amrit
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Oh nal mere tution pad di c,
Chate hai splendor wale nu!!!!........:p
Oh bodyguard liandi c,
Nit mere chotee salle nu..... ;) :p ^_^

| By: Sherry 9781584700
In Miscellaneous SMS
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Main apni Marriage da ik card bnayi firda ha....
RAJ JASSAL likh k khali tha payi firda ha.....
bus wait kri java, mera vyah kad tai(fix) hunda...
Koi ta mann jayo ni, metho hor ni SINGLE reh hunda

| By: Love
In Punjabi Shayari SMS
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Asi tanu chaheya star plus di tra.
Pyar kita Zcinema de tra.
Dekhya fashion tv de tra.
Suneya tenu Mh1 tra.
Te tu sanu bhula dita DD1 de tra.............

| By: HarMan BrAr
In Punjabi Shayari SMS
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5 Reasons Why 'YOU' are my Friend:



1.



2.




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4.




5.



No Reason.

Bas meri mat maari gai c.

| By: 8003511191
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Saawan ki raaton mein,bheegi Barsaaton main,Hum Hamesha yahi sochte hain k,
K..
K..
K....
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Raat nu Manja kithe daawange.

| By: 8003511191
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