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Funny Hindi SMS
3 Days Ago | 5 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Specially for GIRLS.. :D

Petrol Badha Hum Chup The

Diesel Badha Fir Bhi Chup The

LPG Badha fir b Kuch Nhi Bole .

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But

ab Golgappe 5 ke sirf 3!!!!

Ab chup Nhi Rahenge

INQALAB ZINDABAD!!!!!
Funny Hindi SMS
3 Days Ago | 8 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Pyar hua ,

Ikrar hua hai,

Pyaar se fir kyu darta hai dil?

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Q na dare dil yaar

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Aajkal ke pyar se badta hai sirf Mobile or Restaurant ka Bill..... !
Funny Hindi SMS
3 Days Ago | 4 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Ek bar Rajnikant khana banane Jwalamukhi par gaya.

He was shocked!

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'Kyunki

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waha already hum maggy bana rhe the

Bahut ho gyi tarif rajnikanth ki..
Funny Hindi SMS
3 Days Ago | 15 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Apka nakra no1 Apka sarmana no.1 Apki hasi no1 Apka smartness no1 Apki personality no1 Apki chal no1 Aap dikhne me no1 Or hum fekne me No1
Funny Hindi SMS
3 Days Ago | 11 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Bf ek aisa jeev hai, jiske samne
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Chhipakali,
cockroach
se darnewali ladki bhi Sherani ban k ghumati hai.
Funny Hindi SMS
3 Days Ago | 14 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1
Aaj Ka Vichar..:)
Jo Baccha Apne Maa Baap Ki
Dil Se Seva Karta Hai....
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Uski "LOVE MARRIAGE" Me
Zyada Dikkat Nhi Aati.!!
Funny Hindi SMS
3 Days Ago | 22 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1
Jab Koi Sms Ni Krta.
Itna Gussa Ata H.
Dil To Chahta H,
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Chapal Utar K
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Aram Se Baith Jau Or
Sochu Sayad Bhejna Nhi Ata Hoga.
Funny Hindi SMS
3 Days Ago | 95 shares | By Sachin # 59
Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyun Tension Me Ho?

Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery Ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,

Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.
Funny Hindi SMS
6 Days Ago | 230 shares | By Sourabh # 109
Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai,
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…
Funny Hindi SMS
6 Days Ago | 373 shares | By dalhat muhammad # 8927
Boy: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
Girl: Mina, Aur Tumhara?
Boy: Kamina Girl: Jhut Mat Bolo
Boy: Tum 5 minute Pass Baith K Dekh Lo Tum Isi Naam Se Bulaogi.
Funny Hindi SMS
6 Days Ago | 26 shares | By Angad # 106
Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar . . . .
Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”
Funny Hindi SMS
7 Days Ago | 31 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1
Inbox Ki Gwahi Or Byano Ko Mdhya,
Nazr Rakte Huye Dhara 420 K Tahat
Sms Pad Rahe Mujrim Ko
Balance Hote Hue B Msg Na Bhejne K
Jurm Me BHIKARI Karar Dia Jata H.
Funny Hindi SMS
7 Days Ago | 61 shares | By Manish # 76
Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.
2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge.
3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo.
Besharam SMS pura padhenge.
Funny Hindi SMS
7 Days Ago | 59 shares | By Sachin # 59
Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

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