Funny Hindi SMS

1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai,

woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka,

guess kion?

because wo sari raat fre brigade
walon ko miss calls marta raha.

| By: amrit
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Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho tum hosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar hamne to kabhi kiss tak nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banne wali hoon..

| By: amrit
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1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

| By: amrit
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Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA.

| By: amrit
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Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana
2.Machar ki malish krna
3.Chitti ko kiss krna
4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana
5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna.

| By: amrit
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Aaj kal man kar ro hai ki me thane
kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar sabke samne
Ek.. k ...ki ...kis.....kiss
kissa sunau thanedaar ka

| By: Ravi kumar
In Hindi SMS
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Kaamal ko Nakhro tharo…. Gajab ko Tharo style he…..
SMS karvaka Lakhan koni…Aur hath me Pakdio Mobile
he!!!

| By: Ravi kumar
In Hindi SMS
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Raam Raam Sa, Ajkal Aapro SMS Hi Koni Aavey Hai,
Nahhi Aapro Phone Aave Hai,
Mhaane Tho Lagey Hai Thaay Kanjus Ho Goyoo Ho,
2 Rupiya Ri Chaiye Kam Pijoo Par SMS Tho Karo Sa.

| By: Ravi kumar
In Hindi SMS
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wo aaye mere dar pe khuda ki rahmat hai kabhi ham unko kabhi recycal bin ko dekhte hai

| By: suhail ahmed
In Shayari SMS
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har insan itna kharab nahi hota jitna kisi id proof me dikhta hai.or itna acha bhi nahi hota jitna facebook par dikhta hai.

| By: manish solanki
In Hindi SMS
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Ek Zabardast dil hila denewala SMS
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Kal karoonga

| By: sai prasad
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Breakup Ka Faida.. ??
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Mobile Ki Battery,
6 6 Din Chal Jati Hai...

| By: Ashish 8574816604
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Result has came on d net.send ur seat no.!Aisa majak engg student ke saath na kare. jaanlewa ho sakta he...!!!

| By: Ejaj shaikh
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Inbox Ki Gwahi Or Byano Ko Mdhya,
Nazr Rakte Huye Dhara 420 K Tahat
Sms Pad Rahe Mujrim Ko
Balance Hote Hue B Msg Na Bhejne K
Jurm Me BHIKARI Karar Dia Jata H.

| By: Ashish 8574816604
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Zaruri Nahi Agar Me Aapko,
Sms Bheju To Aap Bi Muje Sms Hi Bheje.
Aap Muje Friz,t.v,cbz Bike,honda City Car,
Mobile Ya Fir Cash Bhi Bhej Sakte Ho.

| By: Ashish 8574816604
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