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Funny Hindi SMS
Yesterday | 254 shares | By Sourabh # 106
Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai,
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…
Funny Hindi SMS
6 Days Ago | 389 shares | By dalhat muhammad # 8928
Boy: Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
Girl: Mina, Aur Tumhara?
Boy: Kamina Girl: Jhut Mat Bolo
Boy: Tum 5 minute Pass Baith K Dekh Lo Tum Isi Naam Se Bulaogi.
Funny Hindi SMS
8 Days Ago | 35 shares | By Angad # 101
Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar . . . .
Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”
Funny Hindi SMS
12 Days Ago | 10 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1
Kabhi Bhi Raste Me Chalte Samay
Mobile Me Nazre Mat Lagaye Karo..
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Itna Bhi Mobile Me Busy Na Ho Kyoki Saamne Se..
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Ladki Guzar Jaye Aur Tumhe Pata Bhi Na Chale.
Funny Hindi SMS
25 Days Ago | 2 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5
...Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya. Rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila?
kyun?
kyun ki Rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!jai hind
Funny Hindi SMS
One Month Ago | 9 shares | By himanshu yadav # 8844
naag bola nagin se
mere gale mein tere pyar ka fanda
hai,...
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nagin bole naag se
mera khayal chod de
mera boy friend anaconda hai...
Funny Hindi SMS
One Month Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Parents- "Exam kaisa gaya?"

Me- "Bahut achcha gaya, mast tha!" :D :)

Friend- "Kaisa gaya yaar exam?"

Me- "Abe Sale tujhe koi aur topic ni milta kya Kamine
Funny Hindi SMS
One Month Ago | 6 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Ek din mai akela udaas nadi k kinare baith kar usme patthar phek raha tha...

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Tabhi ek mendhak nikla

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bola :

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Aa ja paani ke andar

abhi teri udasi door kar deta hu saale , kutte, kaminey

meri item ka sar phod diya...
Funny Hindi SMS
One Month Ago | 61 shares | By Sachin # 57
Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.
Funny Hindi SMS
One Month Ago | 96 shares | By Sachin # 57
Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyun Tension Me Ho?

Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery Ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,

Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.
Funny Hindi SMS
One Month Ago | 202 shares | By Harsh # 58
Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Botal Leke Beti Thi,
Kabi 15 Minute Mein Muuh Ko Lagati,
To Kabhi 20 Mint Mein,
Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa Gaya,
Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini Aur Puri 1 Ghut Me Pikar Bola- Aise Peete Hai,
Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To Pan Thook Rahi Thi.
Funny Hindi SMS
2 Months Ago | 7 shares | By sunil vasava # 8
Zindgi me maine jitna safar kiya,
us xperience se meri ek baat hmesha yaad rkhna...
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TRAIN kabhi panchar nahi hoti...hehehahaha..
Funny Hindi SMS
2 Months Ago | 54 shares | By Varun # 74
Sweet insult!! Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha
Apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : Ji bhabhiji.
Funny Hindi SMS
2 Months Ago | 75 shares | By Saurabh # 14
Ek Raat, ek Chor, ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: Sona kaha hai?

Sardar: Ullu k patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake soja.

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