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Updated 16 days ago
16 Days Ago | 201 shares | By Harsh # 57
Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Botal Leke Beti Thi,
Kabi 15 Minute Mein Muuh Ko Lagati,
To Kabhi 20 Mint Mein,
Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa Gaya,
Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini Aur Puri 1 Ghut Me Pikar Bola- Aise Peete Hai,
Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To Pan Thook Rahi Thi.
16 Days Ago | 109 shares | By Arjun # 37
Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai
Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai
Kya Bhula Diya Humein
Ya Mobile Mein SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?
16 Days Ago | 127 shares | By Abhijeet # 49
Girlfriend ka Pyaasa
Boy to Girl - Main aapse Friendship karna chahta hun.
Girl - Meri Sagaai ho chuki hai
Boy- Toh Behen banke Apni kisi dost se baat karwa de....
21 Days Ago | 74 shares | By Saurabh # 14
Ek Raat, ek Chor, ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: Sona kaha hai?

Sardar: Ullu k patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake soja.
25 Days Ago | 73 shares | By Akshat # 52
Zindagi me hamesa 1 baat yaad rakho.

kbi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hai

agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.
25 Days Ago | 33 shares | By Shiba # 81
Sardar: Station jaane ke kitne loge?
Rikshawala: 50 Sardar: 20 lelo
Rikshawala: 20 main kon lekar jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega.
25 Days Ago | 148 shares | By Jyotsana # 19
Hum aise aashique hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge..
Agar wo aajayegi mere jindagi me,
To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge..
One Month Ago | 78 shares | By Sourabh # 107
Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai?

Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..

Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..

Phir usay class mein uda..

Mam ke puchne par..

Ladki ka naam lagade..

Bas Phas Gai Ladki . . .
One Month Ago | 12 shares | By Rahul # 79
1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
One Month Ago | 53 shares | By Varun # 83
Sweet insult!! Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha
Apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : Ji bhabhiji.
One Month Ago | 24 shares | By Nitin Dhiman # 129
Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum,
Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum,
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya,
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum…
One Month Ago | 51 shares | By Divya # 74
Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!
3 Months Ago | 1 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Diwali upadesh:

Agar Ghee Seedhi Ungli Se Na Nikle Toh.

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Ghee ko Garam Kar Lo..

Har Cheez Me Ungli Karna Achi Baat Nahi hai...
4 Months Ago | 34 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2
Nikle Hum Duniya Ki Bheer Mein To Pata Chala...
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K Har Wo Shakhs Udas Hy
Jis Ne M0nday Se Phr Job Pe Jana Hai...

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