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Updated: 14, Jun, 2015 08:14 PM
Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

By: Divya # 78
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Zindagi me hamesa 1 baat yaad rakho.

kbi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hai

agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.

By: Akshat # 41
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum,
Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum,
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya,
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum…

By: Nitin Dhiman # 129
In Funny Hindi SMS
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1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai,

woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka,

guess kion?

because wo sari raat fre brigade
walon ko miss calls marta raha.

By: Chandan # 68
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho tum hosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar hamne to kabhi kiss tak nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banne wali hoon..

By: Vijay # 35
In Funny Hindi SMS
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1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

By: Rahul # 79
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Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA.

By: Vibhu # 30
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana
2.Machar ki malish krna
3.Chitti ko kiss krna
4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana
5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna.

By: Anika # 86
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Ek Zabardast dil hila denewala SMS
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Kal karoonga

By: sai prasad # 3316
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Breakup Ka Faida.. ??
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Mobile Ki Battery,
6 6 Din Chal Jati Hai...

By: Ashish 8574816604 # 1
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Result has came on d net.send ur seat no.!Aisa majak engg student ke saath na kare. jaanlewa ho sakta he...!!!

By: Ejaj shaikh # 8892
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Inbox Ki Gwahi Or Byano Ko Mdhya,
Nazr Rakte Huye Dhara 420 K Tahat
Sms Pad Rahe Mujrim Ko
Balance Hote Hue B Msg Na Bhejne K
Jurm Me BHIKARI Karar Dia Jata H.

By: Ashish 8574816604 # 1
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Zaruri Nahi Agar Me Aapko,
Sms Bheju To Aap Bi Muje Sms Hi Bheje.
Aap Muje Friz,t.v,cbz Bike,honda City Car,
Mobile Ya Fir Cash Bhi Bhej Sakte Ho.

By: Ashish 8574816604 # 1
In Funny Hindi SMS
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Kabhi Bhi Raste Me Chalte Samay
Mobile Me Nazre Mat Lagaye Karo..
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Itna Bhi Mobile Me Busy Na Ho Kyoki Saamne Se..
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Ladki Guzar Jaye Aur Tumhe Pata Bhi Na Chale.

By: Ashish 8574816604 # 1
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