Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don’t come near me, Paray hatt tuu,
By: shalini
In Funny Hindi
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Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti,
Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta
By: komal
In Funny Hindi
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Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.
Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai
By: rahul
In Funny Hindi
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Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams.
Dr: No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
By: akshya
In Funny Hindi
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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
By: rahul
In Funny Hindi
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1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:
By: neha
In Funny Hindi
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Baap: Itne kum marks..? 2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa! mein nay to us kameenay mastar ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
By: rohit
In Funny Hindi
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Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.
By: komal
In Funny Hindi
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1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.
Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,1 banday ka nashta kam banana
By: nick
In Funny Hindi
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Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
By: komal
In Funny Hindi
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Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,
Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:
By: mohit
In Funny Hindi
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100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka deney utar gaye
By: nick
In Funny Hindi
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Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tuk lena hay
Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.
By: mohit
In Funny Hindi
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