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2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Arjun # 37
Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se! Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye! uski raho me andhera aaye.. To roshni k liye humay jalaye!
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Chandan # 75
1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.
Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,1 banday ka nashta kam banana
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Saurabh # 14
100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka deney utar gaye
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachin # 59
Boy friend is fun,
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Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
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Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
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Husband is qismat phooti.
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 104
News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai, sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha, ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Abhijeet # 49
ladke ko kya chahiye....
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ek ladki....jo pyar de
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ek ladki....jo acha khana pakaye
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ek ladki....jo paisa kamaye
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aur aisa naseeb k teeno ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paye....
2 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kunal # 25
ANDA (Egg) to safed hota hai, safed to DOODH bhi hota hai, Doodh to bahins deti hai, bhains to kaali hoti hai... Kaala to bangali bhi hota hai, bangali to paan khata hai...paan to laal hota hai... laal to gulab bhi hota hai...gulab mein to kaantey hote hai, kaantey to machchi mein bhi hote hai, machchi to acchi hoti hai...achcha to insaan bhi hota hai...Insaan to lamba hota hai... lamba to yeh msg bhi hai..Lekin.. Message mein kya rakha hai...BHAWNAO KO SAMJHO!!|
6 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Udit Maheshwari # 89
Bhiga Sa lag rha Ye Aalam Tumhe

Bhigi si lgti h Subah Tume

Bhiga-Bhiga lag rha h Sara jaha

Abe Uth Sale..

CHADDI me SUSU Kiya h be Tune
3 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Diljale*GR* # 9
Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Raho

Boy-Par Kamine Dost Ka Pata Kaise Chalega

Guru-Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo, Jo Reply Na De Samajh Lo Wahi Kamina Hai.
5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sunil vasava # 8
Aap ki shaan me char line pesh kar raha hu.!!pasand aaye to Taaliya bajakar navajiyega..

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GIN LO...PURI CHAR LINE HAI.....
4 Years Ago | 2 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Boy frnd
(Bohat romantic andaz me):

Jaan dekho main tumhari zulfoon ke liye kya laya!!!

Girl frnd:Kya?

Boy frnd:

bareek Kanghi.. :-P
6 Years Ago | 0 shares | By dnyanesh # 2090
Ek pagal tha
Bilkul pagal tha
Khali pagal nahi
Bahut khatarnak pagal tha

Aap Mat Ghabrao,

Aap ke samne toh
Woh huch bhi nahi tha…
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By sunil vasava # 8
1 Din Ke 24 'Ghante"
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7 sone ke
8 kamane ke,
3 Traveling ke
1 Toilet-Bath ke,
2 khane pine ke,
2 Biwi Bacche ke,
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Apne liye Bacha kya ' G H A N T A "
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sejan... # 136
ye hoti hai asal dosti

1 dost ne apne dost ko adhi raat ko phone kia or bola

"yaar mai ro raha hu:-("

dost ne kaha

bhad mai ja !

mai so raha hu :-

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