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Boy friend: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha, Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Ho Payegi.
Girlfrnd:Mere PAPA Se Mile Kya?
Boy Friend: NAHI TUMHARI BEHEN SE
By: pratikmobile
In Funny Hindi
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"A Girl Speaks to a Boy".
GIRL:-O BHAIJAAN.. Please.
BOY:- Saali Confuse kyu karti hai.. Ya to BHAI bol ya JAAN bol
By: kartik222
In Funny Hindi
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boyz attitude::
wen boy proposed a grl nd she acceptd>>
boy:patani kino ko haan kitti hogi!!?!!.
wen she rejected>>>
apne aap ko aishwariya samajhti hai..
""*BANDARIYA""..
4RM-K@...K!!
By: kartikswam
In Funny Hindi
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grlz attitude;:
wen boy does'nt luk at her.
grl;"KUTTA'.! dekh nhi sakta.
nd
wen boy luks at her.
grl:dekh kaise *'KUTTON KI TARAHA DEKH RAHA HAI.
By: kartikswam
In Funny Hindi
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Wats d Full form of "MBNP"?
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Mujhe Bhi Nahi Pata
By: rokadiyam
In Funny Hindi
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Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz...
By: harish6677
In Funny Hindi
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Jab tak hum jiyange
Apko tang karenge
Agar hum mar b gaye to?
To?
To?
To kya???
YAMRAJ k mobile se SMS kiya karenge
By: sohilraj
In Funny Hindi
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I
LOVE
U!
Send this sms to 10 girls and win a free trip to your nearest "Polis Station" in luxary jeep. Rahana khana and body masaj free.
By: ish6986
In Funny Hindi
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Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai.
Old man ladke ko ek rupee dekar bola - "beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai."
By: dipa_srivastava
In Funny Hindi
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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
By: neha
In Funny Hindi
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Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.
By: mohit
In Funny Hindi
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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
By: nick
In Funny Hindi
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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
By: komal
In Funny Hindi
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