A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
By: shalini
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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
By: indu
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Sardar:Begum aaj chicken bohut maze ki bana hai kia koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
By: mohit
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Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hay to aetbar sath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana hay to DAANT saaf rakhna
By: rohit
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don’t come near me, Paray hatt tuu,
By: shalini
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Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti,
Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta
By: komal
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Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.
Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai
By: rahul
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Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams.
Dr: No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
By: akshya
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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
By: rahul
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1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:
By: neha
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Baap: Itne kum marks..? 2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa! mein nay to us kameenay mastar ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
By: rohit
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Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.
By: komal
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1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.
Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,1 banday ka nashta kam banana
By: nick
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