News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai, sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha, ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)
By: nick
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Wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji
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Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao…
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Petrol pump chaltay hain.
By: rahul
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Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
By: akshya
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HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor
HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand
BOB: Bank Of Bhangis
IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI: Sab Bhikari Idhar
By: pratikmobile
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Boy friend: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha, Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Ho Payegi.
Girlfrnd:Mere PAPA Se Mile Kya?
Boy Friend: NAHI TUMHARI BEHEN SE
By: pratikmobile
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"A Girl Speaks to a Boy".
GIRL:-O BHAIJAAN.. Please.
BOY:- Saali Confuse kyu karti hai.. Ya to BHAI bol ya JAAN bol
By: kartik222
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boyz attitude::
wen boy proposed a grl nd she acceptd>>
boy:patani kino ko haan kitti hogi!!?!!.
wen she rejected>>>
apne aap ko aishwariya samajhti hai..
""*BANDARIYA""..
4RM-K@...K!!
By: kartikswam
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grlz attitude;:
wen boy does'nt luk at her.
grl;"KUTTA'.! dekh nhi sakta.
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wen boy luks at her.
grl:dekh kaise *'KUTTON KI TARAHA DEKH RAHA HAI.
By: kartikswam
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Wats d Full form of "MBNP"?
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Mujhe Bhi Nahi Pata
By: rokadiyam
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Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz...
By: harish6677
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Jab tak hum jiyange
Apko tang karenge
Agar hum mar b gaye to?
To?
To?
To kya???
YAMRAJ k mobile se SMS kiya karenge
By: sohilraj
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I
LOVE
U!
Send this sms to 10 girls and win a free trip to your nearest "Polis Station" in luxary jeep. Rahana khana and body masaj free.
By: ish6986
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Ek ladka old man ko cycle ki takkar mar deta hai.
Old man ladke ko ek rupee dekar bola - "beta andhon ko paise dena punya ka kaam hota hai."
By: dipa_srivastava
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