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Select any pair of Alphabets
Then ill tell you ke aap kis tarha ki mohabat karte hai....,.
MM ??
FF ??
CC ??
AA ??
ZZ ??
SS ??
Reply fast.

Answer

MM...Time pas.
FF...Romantic.
CC...Just Friendship.
AA..Sachi Mohobbat karte ho.
ZZ...Dhoka Dete ho.
SS...Itni Ziyada k Shadi karny ki Planing hai.

By: Sakshi # 102
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How to sleep faster..??
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Just Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom...

By: Shashank # 122
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Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni cahaie?

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Pappu: pata nahi exam mein kiske peche baithna pad jaye..

By: Nitin # 115
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Let me tell u rPersonality,
which 1 do you like?

1.White Cloud
2.Blue Sea
3.Black Universe
4.Sunset
5.Grass
6.Pink Rose
Choose One
and
rply me...

Answer:
1.White Cloud=too emotional
2.Blue Sea=intelligent n cute
3.Black Universe=devil
4.Sunset=furious
5.Grass=flirty
6.Pink Rose=you luv sum1 deeply

By: Retasha Sharma # 99
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Choose b/w 1.2.3.4.5.6.7
after dat i will tell u k jb log apke couple ko stage pe sath bethey dekhenge to kya comments dengey.

Answer:
1.ek dusrey ke liye bne hai
2.nice couple
3.bus theek hi hai
4.wah! kya jodi hai
5.Behen bhai lagtey hain
6.bhut paindu couple hai
7.bhoot aur bhootni ki jodi hai.

By: Animesh # 111
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Which Colour u want ur partner to wear on ur first date?
Black..
Blue..
White..
Red..
Green
Or
Maroon..
i'll send you the meanings after you reply,

===Answers===
Black=you luv your partner
Blue=your truly in luv with your partner
White=your luv is pure
Red=your soo Romentic
Green=your luv is just 4 money
Maroon= your not determind to 1 person

By: Piyush # 32
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1.which is the small est moon?
Ans:-jamoon.

2.which jam we cannot eat?
Ans:-Traffic jam.

3.why is B always very cool?
Ans:-Because it sits in AC.

By: Bruttendu # 123
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Sabse Jyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai?
Shrab Me? No
Pyar Me? Na
Paise Me? Never
Sabse jyada nasha
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KITAB Me Hota Hai,sala Kholte Hi Nind Aa Jati Hai..

By: Meenakshi # 127
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If a baby is born in Africa...
Wht will b the color of the baby's teeth ?
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Don't stress your brain.
How will a new born baby have teeth?? ;-

By: Charu # 80
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What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020?
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Buy 10 liter Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano freeā€¦!!!

By: Yogeshman # 48
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3 sawal .pleas reply.

1) Ek din ki zindgi mile to kya mangoge?
Ans=

2) Mout samne ho to kya chahoge?
Ans=

3) Dost or pyar me pehli pasand?
Ans=

reply now

By: Sachin # 62
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Choos 1 relation 4 me.....if you want.....???

1. Best buddy..?
2. Well known person?
3. Best friend.??
4. Only friend.?
5. Boy friend.??
6. Brother.?
7. Sister.??
8. Girl friend.?
4wrd ts msg to ur cntct n get intresting. Reply....

Rply me first....

By: Sourabh # 110
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Sabse bada kaminapan wala mazak kya ho sakta he?
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Think..
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Think...
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Kisi ke shampoo ki bottle me 'Veet' mila dena....;)

By: Abhay # 93
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Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

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A. Because they have big fingers..

By: Jamie Wilkinson # 124
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