Funny Questions SMS

3 sawal .pleas reply.

1) Ek din ki zindgi mile to kya mangoge?
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2) Mout samne ho to kya chahoge?
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3) Dost or pyar me pehli pasand?
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reply now

| By: amrit
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Choos 1 relation 4 me.....if you want.....???

1. Best buddy..?
2. Well known person?
3. Best friend.??
4. Only friend.?
5. Boy friend.??
6. Brother.?
7. Sister.??
8. Girl friend.?
4wrd ts msg to ur cntct n get intresting. Reply....

Rply me first....

| By: amrit
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Sabse bada kaminapan wala mazak kya ho sakta he?
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Kisi ke shampoo ki bottle me 'Veet' mila dena....;)

| By: amrit
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Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

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A. Because they have big fingers..

| By: amrit
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Want to be 1st in your class ?

Tips :
1. Wake up everyday at 5 am
2. Drink Tea or Coffee
3. Go to school at 6am , and nobody will be there in your class !!
You are 1st in your class.

| By: amrit
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Q: What Is Wedding Anniversary?

A: Married Couples Who Have Gone Through Yet Another Year,
Without Killing Each Other Really Deserve A Celebration.!

| By: Ashish 8574816604
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Question: how do you define neighbours?
Answer: people who know more about you than you know yourself.

| By: jeet maurya
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Ques: What Is Will-Power?
Ans: It's When You See 10 Notification, 20msg & 30 Frnd Reqeust, And Still You Click
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"LOGOUT"

| By: Ashish 8574816604
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Why is it hard to be a superman?

Q : why is that difficult for us to be a superman??
A : because non of us dare to wear
our underwear over our pants in public!!!

| By: Ashish 8574816604
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Interviwer: Tell any idea to aviod train accidents crack: To put speed brakers on the track

| By: Puneet Mahajan
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Question- Aisa kya hai jise bina hilaye dulaye upar-niche kiya ja sakta hai?
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Ans- Tapmaan(temperature)
Think Positive!

| By: Priyanka
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Which 3 Letters Can Change a Girl Into a Women.?
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Think..
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Think Hard..
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AGE....!!!

| By: 8003511191
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What's Mutual Exclusion?
It means..
You skip some topics when you study.

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the person who sets D paper also skips the topics which you hv studied

| By: 8003511191
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The Difference Between
A Corrupt And Honest Person
Is :

The Corrupt Person Has
PRICE
And
The Honest Person Has
VALUE ... !

| By: ankur narielwala
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What We Get After Watching The Film Bodyguard...?
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A New Ringtone..

| By: PAGALPANTI
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