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6 Days Ago | 7 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124
Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

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A. Because they have big fingers..
6 Days Ago | 20 shares | By Yogeshman # 74
What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020?
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Buy 10 liter Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano freeā€¦!!!
6 Days Ago | 33 shares | By Charu # 86
If a baby is born in Africa...
Wht will b the color of the baby's teeth ?
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Don't stress your brain.
How will a new born baby have teeth?? ;-
6 Days Ago | 112 shares | By Meenakshi # 127
Sabse Jyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai?
Shrab Me? No
Pyar Me? Na
Paise Me? Never
Sabse jyada nasha
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KITAB Me Hota Hai,sala Kholte Hi Nind Aa Jati Hai..
6 Days Ago | 32 shares | By Bruttendu # 123
1.which is the small est moon?
Ans:-jamoon.

2.which jam we cannot eat?
Ans:-Traffic jam.

3.why is B always very cool?
Ans:-Because it sits in AC.
6 Days Ago | 40 shares | By Shashank # 114
How to sleep faster..??
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Just Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom...
16 Days Ago | 134 shares | By Sakshi # 84
Select any pair of Alphabets
Then ill tell you ke aap kis tarha ki mohabat karte hai....,.
MM ??
FF ??
CC ??
AA ??
ZZ ??
SS ??
Reply fast.

Answer

MM...Time pas.
FF...Romantic.
CC...Just Friendship.
AA..Sachi Mohobbat karte ho.
ZZ...Dhoka Dete ho.
SS...Itni Ziyada k Shadi karny ki Planing hai.
19 Days Ago | 3 shares | By Borntokill # 1972
if, 1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5= ??

before scrollin think.







Answer is 1.
Remember the First Line..


1=5..?

Moral - Don't Complicate Simple Problems in Life!
19 Days Ago | 2 shares | By Swetha Srinivas # 251
There are some fools in this world who always reply no for every question we ask....

Now you tell me are you such a person ??
3 Months Ago | 11 shares | By Priyanka # 7888
Question- Aisa kya hai jise bina hilaye dulaye upar-niche kiya ja sakta hai?
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Ans- Tapmaan(temperature)
Think Positive!
3 Months Ago | 16 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2
Question:-
DUNIYA ka sabse bada aur khatrnaak jaadu kahan hota hai?

Nahi pata!!!!??

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Beauty parlor me..!!
3 Months Ago | 7 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2
Why Do Students Sleep For Long Hours..??

Fantastic Answer Said By Students..
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'Our Dreams R Always BIG'!
3 Months Ago | 21 shares | By Piyush # 30
Which Colour u want ur partner to wear on ur first date?
Black..
Blue..
White..
Red..
Green
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Maroon..
i'll send you the meanings after you reply,

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Black=you luv your partner
Blue=your truly in luv with your partner
White=your luv is pure
Red=your soo Romentic
Green=your luv is just 4 money
Maroon= your not determind to 1 person
5 Months Ago | 3 shares | By Puneet Mahajan # 1447
Interviwer: Tell any idea to aviod train accidents crack: To put speed brakers on the track

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