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2 Months Ago | 34 shares | By Charu # 77
If a baby is born in Africa...
Wht will b the color of the baby's teeth ?
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Don't stress your brain.
How will a new born baby have teeth?? ;-
3 Months Ago | 7 shares | By Grazie # 116
Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means...





E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.
3 Months Ago | 5 shares | By vaibhav kohade # 146
Time for pj:

What do u say if petrol is leakiNg from Maruti car..?



ThiNk



thiNk...



Ok let me tell..



MARUTI SUSU.Ki
3 Months Ago | 6 shares | By vaibhav kohade # 146
Wht is the Diff b/w
Young Age & Old Age?

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Simple..

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-
3 Months Ago | 6 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2
Question of the day
World Me Esa Konsa Writer He Jo Kabi Khud Nhi Likhta?
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Socho
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or Socho
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Ans:Type-Writer
3 Months Ago | 10 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 145
Similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL..
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In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls..!!!!!......
3 Months Ago | 4 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 145
Wich is the mst butiful feeling in d world?

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Whn u try to luk at ur frnd nd ur frnds are alrdy luking at u in..

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Exam hall..!!....
3 Months Ago | 6 shares | By 9875288111 # 12
What Is The Difference b/w
GHAZAL & LECTURE..

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Every Word Spoken By Others Wife Is.. GHAZAL

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Every Word Spoken By Own Wife Is.. LECTURE
3 Months Ago | 5 shares | By sunil vasava # 8
Agar 'Laughing Buddha'serious ho jaye to uska naam kya hoga?
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'Gautam Gambhir'
3 Months Ago | 5 shares | By jeet maurya # 184
Question: how do you define neighbours?
Answer: people who know more about you than you know yourself.
3 Months Ago | 26 shares | By Gaurav # 109
Want to be 1st in your class ?

Tips :
1. Wake up everyday at 5 am
2. Drink Tea or Coffee
3. Go to school at 6am , and nobody will be there in your class !!
You are 1st in your class.
3 Months Ago | 7 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 124
Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

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A. Because they have big fingers..
3 Months Ago | 32 shares | By Bruttendu # 123
1.which is the small est moon?
Ans:-jamoon.

2.which jam we cannot eat?
Ans:-Traffic jam.

3.why is B always very cool?
Ans:-Because it sits in AC.
4 Months Ago | 3 shares | By Borntokill # 1972
if, 1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5= ??

before scrollin think.







Answer is 1.
Remember the First Line..


1=5..?

Moral - Don't Complicate Simple Problems in Life!

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