Funny Questions SMS Collection

Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see time fly!

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Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A. Because he wanted to work over-time!

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Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana!

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Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A. He didn''''''''t want to wake the sleeping pills!

By: shalini
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Q: What is the full form of MATHS?
A: Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing students.

By: dipa_srivastava
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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

By: shalini
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Q. What do your boss and a slinky have in common?
A. They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.

By: mohit
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Q. Did you hear about the guy who's a dyslexic-bulimic?
A. He eats, and then he sticks his finger up his ass.

By: neha
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Q. What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?
A. The car salesman can probably drive!

By: shalini
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Q. Did you hear that Fed Ex and UPS are going to merge?
A. Yeah. They're going to call it FED UP!

By: rahul
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Q. Who is the poorest guy in West Virginia?
A. The Tooth Fairy

By: shalini
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Q. What can a lifesaver do for a woman a man can't?
A. Cum in five different flavours.

By: rahul
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Q. Why are women like condoms?
A. They spend 90% of their time in your wallet, and 10% on your dick.

By: neha
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