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Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no sexual organs?
A. Still no fucking eye deer.

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Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A. Still no eye deer.

By: indu
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Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No-Eye Deer. (sound like No Idea)

By: neha
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Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.

By: indu
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Q. What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
A. A computer only needs the information punched into it once.

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Q. What do you call 100 men at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A good start.

By: rohit
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Q. What do you do if a bird shits on your car?
A. Don't ask her out again.

By: shalini
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Q. How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

By: indu
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Q. Why did the tree fall down?
A. The koala forgot to let go.

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Q. What should Kabul get for its air defense system?
A. A refund.

By: komal
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Q. What is Osama bin Laden's idea of safe sex?
A. Marking the camels that kick.

By: shalini
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Q. What's a Lepers favorite sport?
A. Football.

By: rahul
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Q. Why did the ref call a penalty during the Leper Hockey game?
A. Because there was a face off in the corner.

By: komal
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