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Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette.

By: komal
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Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

By: rohit
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Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.

By: komal
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Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen?
A. It's arse!

By: rohit
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Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!

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Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath

By: shalini
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Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff

By: neha
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Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.

By: mohit
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Q: What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A: A clit round the ear and a flap across the face

By: mohit
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Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?
A: Shoot her again.

By: mohit
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Q: Why do woman get their belly buttons pierced?
A: So they have a place to hang a air freshener!

By: indu
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Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs ???......
A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face

By: mohit
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Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!

By: akshya
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