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Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do


By: Muhammad
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"Dont worry when you walk through Your LIFE...

Coz U ve tied me Tightly on your shoes and I wont make U Fall"..:-)


By: rathna
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I really didn't say everything I said.


By: Rahul
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I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.


By: Komal
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If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.


By: Komal
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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.


By: Mohit
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Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil.


By: Neha
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I always divide people into two groups. Those who live by what they know to be a lie, and those who live by what they believe, falsely, to be the truth.


By: Mohit
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A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on.


By: Rohit
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You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.


By: Komal
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Always forgive your enemies -- Nothing annoys them so much.


By: Neha
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