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I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

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Coffee isn't my cup of tea.

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I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. -E. B. White

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A person without a sese of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. -Henry Ward Beecher

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. -Emo Philips

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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. -Woody Allen

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Make crime pay, become a lawyer. -Will Rogers

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Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first. -Billy Sunday

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If I'd known I was going to live so long, I'd have taken better care of myself. -Leon Eldred

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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. -Dave Barry

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