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I took a philosophy test that asked us to explain Nothingness. I left it blank. -Scott E. Roeben

By: akshya
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People like crowds. The bigger the crowd, the more people show up. Small crowd, hardly anybody shows up. -Gallagher

By: mohit
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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. -Brooke Shields

By: neha
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Sure, there's no 'i' in team, but there is an 'm' and an 'e'. -Kevin Meyers

By: rahul
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

By: shalini
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