Funny Shayari SMS Collection

kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the
jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte hai ,
utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the

By: dj_roshan12
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Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye,
hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye,
AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE….

By: indu
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(Pls Read in the rythm of… Tum to Thahre pardesi,Saath kyaa Nibhaaoge!)
Tum to Thahre bakri chor.., Bhains Kya Churaaoge……!
Tum to Thahre bakri chor.., Bhains Kya Churaaoge……!
Subah Doodh waali ke Haathon.. Tum pakde Jaaoge…!
Gar Bach gaye to bhiiiiii…! Bhag ke Kahan Jaaoge….!
Tum to Chhup Jaaoge lekin.., bhains Kahan Chhupaaoge..!
Tum to Thare bakri Chor…., Bhains Kya Churaaoge………….!!!

By: indu
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Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki
Har deewar ko dekha
Har meenar ko dekha
Har kaleen ko dekha
Har khidki ko dekha
aur bola……..
MAA KASAM BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA!!!

By: indu
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pyar ek bar ho to ushe bholapan kehte hein,
agar wo do bar ho to ushe apnapan kehte hein,
teen bar ho to ushe deewanapan kehte hein,
aur agar bar bar ho ushe kaminapan kehte hein.

By: indu
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Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aise saja mile,
Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aesi saja mile,
Tuje aayi ho bade jor se SUSU,
Aur kahi karne ki jaga na mile

By: indu
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Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
Uske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon…………………..

By: indu
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Gam ko karo delete,

Khushi ko karo save,

Rishto ko karo recharge,

Dosti ko karo download,

Dushmani ko karo erase,

Such ko karo broadcast,

Jhoot ko karo switch off,

Tension ko karo not reachable,

Pyar ki karo incoming on,

Nafrat ki karo outgoing off,

Language ko karo control,

Hassi ka karo outbox full,

Aansu ka karo inbox khaali,

Gusse ko karo hold,

Muskan ko karo sent,

Help ko karo ok,

Self ko karo autolock,

Dil ko karo vibrate,

Phir dekho life ki ringtone kitni POLYPHONIC ho jayegi.

By: indu
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hum to masgul the apne ghum ki tanhaiyon mai
muddat badh hume kisi na pukara
chalte chalte hum thodi der sochne lage
ramu kya yeh ramu naam hai tumhara

By: indu
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Pani me tairna machali ka style,
Hawa me udna panchi ka style,
Different messages bhejna apunka style,
Fukat ka message padna Aapka style..

By: leo1379
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kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha...aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien apna hi khoon tha

By: mohit
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rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum

By: mohit
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Iss dunya mein, tum he sab sey haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho

By: mohit
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