Funny Shayari SMS Collection

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nehi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bi koi scene nehi hai

By: mohit
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Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam ..

By: mohit
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dabe mein daba dabe mein kharghosh,
uncle nae ankh mari anute behosh......:)

By: mohit
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Civic VTI jisai kehete ho wo gadi tumaree hai
Jisey nokia 6600 kehte ho wo cell tumhara hai
Jinhai tum aamon k baghat kehte ho woh baghain tumharee hain
Kaho ik di kaho ik din
Ager sab kuch ye mera hai to sab kuch dedo ik din
Gari apni mujhe tum dedo cell dedo doosrey din
merey hathon mai kaghzat rakh ker dafa ho ik din
Dafa ho ik din dafa ho ik din.....

By: mohit
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Zindagi k safar main kabhi aap humen bhula denge par humen aap har waqt yaad aayenge tairi dosti ki kasam, tu aawaz to de kabar se b uth kar chale aayenge!

By: nelly_ak
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msg na karke dil tod diya mera,
ab mobile dafna dena,
kafan na mile to apna rumal utha dena,
koi puche rog kya tha,
to nazren jhuka k apni kanzoosi bata dena.

By: rahul
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Bahchche jab dating ki shuruat kare
Aur biwi Honda chodke Benz maangane lage
Tab tum mere paas aana mere dost
Mera ghar khula hai khula hi rahega
Tumhare liye.

By: indu
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Biwi-bachche to pahale khush hi honge
Dishwasher aur microwave ka kamal hai ye
Shopping or sightseeing ki enjoyment hongi
Heaven on earth ki feeling karib hongi.

By: indu
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Prejudice se jab tum tang aane lage
Tumhara junior jab tumhara boss bane
Tab tum mere paas aana mere dost
Mera ghar khula hai khula hi rahega
Tumhare liye.

By: neha
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Tum young ho, nadaan ho, ambitious ho
West is the best mein believe karte ho
Pata hai ki tumhe mujhase bahut pyar hai
Per paisa kamane ki yehi umra hai.

By: rohit
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Yeh bodyshoppers tumhe jab satane lage
Year 2000 ke problems khatam hone lage
Tab tum mere paas aana mere dost
Mera ghar khula hai khula hi rahega
Tumhare liye.

By: indu
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Abhi tumko meri zarurat nahin
Bahot bodyshoppers mil jayenge
Abhi Y2K ka ek saagar hai USA
Jobs jitane chahoge mil jayenge.

By: akshya
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Kabhi jab tumhara H1 expire ho
Green card renewal ka tension shuru ho
Tab tum mere paas aana mere dost
Mera ghar khula hai khula hi rahega
Tumhare liye.

By: komal
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