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Updated: 27, Mar, 2015 03:20 AM
8 secrets of Success u can find in ur room:

1. Roof says aim high
2. Fan says be cool
3. Clock says every minute is precious
4. Mirror says reflect before u act
5. Window says see the world
6. Calendar says be upto date
7. Door says don't miss d opportunity
8. Bed says sab bakwaas hai. Mast chaddar odh kar so ja

o.

By: preety preety # 1078
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A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

By: Kuldeep # 66
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Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. :p

By: Sachin # 67
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When people don't laugh at my jokes, I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy.

By: Krishna # 112
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I try to avoid things that make me fat ...... Like weighing scales , mirrors , photographs.

By: Bhramita # 51
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Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years..

By: Sakshi # 109
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Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

By: Rahul # 69
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She is so fake that she should have two Facebook accounts; one for each face !!!

By: Arjun # 43
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Whenever I have a problem, I just sing. Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.

By: Awadhesh # 97
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God made everything that has life, rest everything else is made in China.

By: Shinde # 17
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Last year I joined a support group for anti social people, we haven't met yet..

By: Angad # 117
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A good wife always forgive her husband when she's wrong.

By: Punit # 453
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Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and other is the husband.

By: Mansi # 58
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The most 'Sharmnaak' thing these days is to
say...
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that, "I'm not on WhatsApp"..

By: Sunnyy # 12
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