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3 sawal .pleas reply.

1) Ek din ki zindgi mile to kya mangoge?
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2) Mout samne ho to kya chahoge?
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3) Dost or pyar me pehli pasand?
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reply now

| By: amrit
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Choos 1 relation 4 me.....if you want.....???

1. Best buddy..?
2. Well known person?
3. Best friend.??
4. Only friend.?
5. Boy friend.??
6. Brother.?
7. Sister.??
8. Girl friend.?
4wrd ts msg to ur cntct n get intresting. Reply....

Rply me first....

| By: amrit
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Sabse bada kaminapan wala mazak kya ho sakta he?
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Think..
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Think...
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Kisi ke shampoo ki bottle me 'Veet' mila dena....;)

| By: amrit
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Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

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A. Because they have big fingers..

| By: amrit
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Want to be 1st in your class ?

Tips :
1. Wake up everyday at 5 am
2. Drink Tea or Coffee
3. Go to school at 6am , and nobody will be there in your class !!
You are 1st in your class.

| By: amrit
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Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying,
Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,
Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying,
Arre itna mat chad I was just lying…

| By: amrit
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Raatan nu nind na aave,
Dine chain na aava,
Jad main rab to pucheya rabba ki ehi pyar hai?
Rab ne muskara ke keha,” Nahi beta, Light de bina Sab da ehi haal hai…!!!!

| By: amrit
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Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Toot Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…

| By: amrit
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Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain,
Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai…

| By: amrit
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Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi
'O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…'
Tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko chhu liya aur
bola himmat hai to aage Gaa..

| By: amrit
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No Matter How many gorgeous faces
You set Your eyes upon!
If you already set
Your heart for someone..
You will hardly notice anyone.. !

| By: amrit
In Cool SMS
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When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request
it means she accepted Your 'Friendship' Not Your 'Proposal'..
When a Girl sends you a Friend Request
it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !

| By: amrit
In Cool SMS
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Ever Heard about the device

that

converts your precious thoughts into speech ???

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It is called daaru ..

| By: 8003511191
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When you are Single
You see ahppay couple Everywhere,
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But
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When u r married
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you see Happy Singles everywhere.

| By: PAWAN KATARIA
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Mathematics and women r similar as they both are complicated but...... maths is better since it has Logic at least....

| By: nik nikki
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