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Updated: 10, Jun, 2015 10:47 AM
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

By: Saurabh # 14
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Banta: Sante tera restaurant kaisa Chal raha hai?
Santa: Koi Khas nahi.
Banta: Vaise main do bar tere restaurant Aaya, Par wahan pe tala laga hua tha.
Santa : yaar tu lunch ya dinner ke time Aaya hoga.. Uss time humlog khana khane Ghar jate hai.

By: Sakshi # 95
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A stupid boyfriend thought 'LOL' meant 'Lots of Love'. So he sent this text to his girlfriend, " You are only girl of my life ...LOL".

By: Saurabh # 14
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2 boys with Sardar were going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kahan bethega…!

By: Saket # 15
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Navjot Singh Siddhu’s Son in School.
Teacher: What is a Noun?
Son: Mohtarma.. arjh kiya hai.
Kutta bhi hota hai apni galli me King.
Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing..!!!!

By: Abhishek # 106
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8 secrets of Success u can find in ur room:

1. Roof says aim high
2. Fan says be cool
3. Clock says every minute is precious
4. Mirror says reflect before u act
5. Window says see the world
6. Calendar says be upto date
7. Door says don't miss d opportunity
8. Bed says sab bakwaas hai. Mast chaddar odh kar so ja


By: preety preety # 1078
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A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

By: Kuldeep # 50
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Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. :p

By: Sachin # 58
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When people don't laugh at my jokes, I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy.

By: Krishna # 105
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I try to avoid things that make me fat ...... Like weighing scales , mirrors , photographs.

By: Bhramita # 47
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Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years..

By: Sakshi # 95
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Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

By: Rahul # 77
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She is so fake that she should have two Facebook accounts; one for each face !!!

By: Arjun # 39
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Whenever I have a problem, I just sing. Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.

By: Awadhesh # 102
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