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Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years..

By: Sakshi # 107
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Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

By: Rahul # 77
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She is so fake that she should have two Facebook accounts; one for each face !!!

By: Arjun # 42
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Whenever I have a problem, I just sing. Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.

By: Awadhesh # 99
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God made everything that has life, rest everything else is made in China.

By: Shinde # 18
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Last year I joined a support group for anti social people, we haven't met yet..

By: Angad # 114
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A good wife always forgive her husband when she's wrong.

By: Punit # 669
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Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and other is the husband.

By: Mansi # 73
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The most 'Sharmnaak' thing these days is to
say...
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that, "I'm not on WhatsApp"..

By: Sunnyy # 12
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If Someone Says Bad Things About Us, We Feel Bad ....

If Someone Says Good Things About Us, We Feel Good ...

The Question Is :Have We Given Our Remote Control To Others ?

By: Sushila Banswal # 241
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Who is a Girl ?
A Girl is the most Beautiful part of God's creation.

She starts compromising at a very tender age.

She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother.

Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on
her parents face.

Then after marriage ...
She takes revenge of all things
from her Husband...:)

By: Sushila Banswal # 241
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World's Shortest Love Story :

Boy :
Hi, you Look Beautiful
.

Girl :
Thank You , Bro.

By: Sunnyy # 12
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Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Sardar: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

By: Animesh # 118
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Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi.

By: Md # 68
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Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :

By: Rajat # 19
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