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3 Days Ago | 62 shares | By Retasha Sharma # 111
Let me tell u rPersonality,
which 1 do you like?

1.White Cloud
2.Blue Sea
3.Black Universe
4.Sunset
5.Grass
6.Pink Rose
Choose One
and
rply me...

Answer:
1.White Cloud=too emotional
2.Blue Sea=intelligent n cute
3.Black Universe=devil
4.Sunset=furious
5.Grass=flirty
6.Pink Rose=you luv sum1 deeply
3 Days Ago | 78 shares | By Sachin # 60
3 sawal .pleas reply.

1) Ek din ki zindgi mile to kya mangoge?
Ans=

2) Mout samne ho to kya chahoge?
Ans=

3) Dost or pyar me pehli pasand?
Ans=

reply now
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6 Days Ago | 36 shares | By Awadhesh # 93
Whenever I have a problem, I just sing. Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.
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6 Days Ago | 36 shares | By Sakshi # 84
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years..
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6 Days Ago | 75 shares | By Mansi # 65
Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and other is the husband.
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6 Days Ago | 21 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2
When Words Are Not Enough To Express Your Feelings

Dont Think That You Are In Love.
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It Means That You Need To Improve Your Vocabulary :
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6 Days Ago | 72 shares | By Punit # 248
A good wife always forgive her husband when she's wrong.
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6 Days Ago | 15 shares | By Bhramita # 47
I try to avoid things that make me fat ...... Like weighing scales , mirrors , photographs.
7 Days Ago | 7 shares | By Grazie # 116
Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means...





E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.
7 Days Ago | 5 shares | By vaibhav kohade # 146
Time for pj:

What do u say if petrol is leakiNg from Maruti car..?



ThiNk



thiNk...



Ok let me tell..



MARUTI SUSU.Ki
7 Days Ago | 6 shares | By vaibhav kohade # 146
Wht is the Diff b/w
Young Age & Old Age?

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Simple..

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-
7 Days Ago | 6 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2
Question of the day
World Me Esa Konsa Writer He Jo Kabi Khud Nhi Likhta?
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Socho
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or Socho
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Ans:Type-Writer
7 Days Ago | 6 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2
If Child Labour Is A Crime
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Then Why Teacher Gives
Homework ??
7 Days Ago | 10 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 145
Similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL..
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In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls..!!!!!......

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