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Funny SMS
13 Days Ago | 72 shares | By Animesh # 102
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Sardar: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega
Funny SMS
17 Days Ago | 65 shares | By Rajat # 16
Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :
Funny SMS
17 Days Ago | 59 shares | By Md # 54
Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi.
19 Days Ago | 32 shares | By Animesh # 102
Choose b/w 1.2.3.4.5.6.7
after dat i will tell u k jb log apke couple ko stage pe sath bethey dekhenge to kya comments dengey.

Answer:
1.ek dusrey ke liye bne hai
2.nice couple
3.bus theek hi hai
4.wah! kya jodi hai
5.Behen bhai lagtey hain
6.bhut paindu couple hai
7.bhoot aur bhootni ki jodi hai.
19 Days Ago | 137 shares | By Sakshi # 87
Select any pair of Alphabets
Then ill tell you ke aap kis tarha ki mohabat karte hai....,.
MM ??
FF ??
CC ??
AA ??
ZZ ??
SS ??
Reply fast.

Answer

MM...Time pas.
FF...Romantic.
CC...Just Friendship.
AA..Sachi Mohobbat karte ho.
ZZ...Dhoka Dete ho.
SS...Itni Ziyada k Shadi karny ki Planing hai.
20 Days Ago | 6 shares | By Sushila Banswal # 219
Yarr Ek baat batao
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1+1=
2+2=
4+4=
8+8=
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In sab sawalo ka jawab plus k bajay - karne par 0 kyo aata hai?
20 Days Ago | 8 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2
Agar preshani ka talluq dimag se he to heart attack Q hota he
Or Agar pyar ka talluq Dil se he to pyar me log Pagal Q ho jate hai
20 Days Ago | 81 shares | By Sachin # 57
3 sawal .pleas reply.

1) Ek din ki zindgi mile to kya mangoge?
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2) Mout samne ho to kya chahoge?
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3) Dost or pyar me pehli pasand?
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reply now
20 Days Ago | 22 shares | By Yogeshman # 82
What will be the ad for Petrol in Year 2020?
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Buy 10 liter Petrol & Get 1 Tata Nano freeā€¦!!!
Funny SMS
One Month Ago | 38 shares | By Awadhesh # 95
Whenever I have a problem, I just sing. Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.
Funny SMS
One Month Ago | 16 shares | By Bhramita # 49
I try to avoid things that make me fat ...... Like weighing scales , mirrors , photographs.
Funny SMS
One Month Ago | 45 shares | By Kuldeep # 59
A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
One Month Ago | 25 shares | By Abhay # 91
Sabse bada kaminapan wala mazak kya ho sakta he?
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Think..
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Think...
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Kisi ke shampoo ki bottle me 'Veet' mila dena....;)
One Month Ago | 116 shares | By Meenakshi # 127
Sabse Jyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai?
Shrab Me? No
Pyar Me? Na
Paise Me? Never
Sabse jyada nasha
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KITAB Me Hota Hai,sala Kholte Hi Nind Aa Jati Hai..

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