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Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. :p

By: Sachin # 74
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When people don't laugh at my jokes, I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy.

By: Krishna # 118
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I try to avoid things that make me fat ...... Like weighing scales , mirrors , photographs.

By: Bhramita # 61
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Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years..

By: Sakshi # 110
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Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

By: Rahul # 65
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She is so fake that she should have two Facebook accounts; one for each face !!!

By: Arjun # 43
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Whenever I have a problem, I just sing. Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.

By: Awadhesh # 100
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God made everything that has life, rest everything else is made in China.

By: Shinde # 19
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Last year I joined a support group for anti social people, we haven't met yet..

By: Angad # 115
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A good wife always forgive her husband when she's wrong.

By: Punit # 610
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Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and other is the husband.

By: Mansi # 77
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The most 'Sharmnaak' thing these days is to
say...
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that, "I'm not on WhatsApp"..

By: Sunnyy # 12
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If Someone Says Bad Things About Us, We Feel Bad ....

If Someone Says Good Things About Us, We Feel Good ...

The Question Is :Have We Given Our Remote Control To Others ?

By: Sushila Banswal # 241
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Who is a Girl ?
A Girl is the most Beautiful part of God's creation.

She starts compromising at a very tender age.

She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother.

Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on
her parents face.

Then after marriage ...
She takes revenge of all things
from her Husband...:)

By: Sushila Banswal # 241
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World's Shortest Love Story :

Boy :
Hi, you Look Beautiful
.

Girl :
Thank You , Bro.

By: Sunnyy # 12
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