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I found Aaladin's Lamp.I asked him to increase all girls' brain 10 times more.He laughed & told-Multiplication does not apply on Zero..!


By: reian jain
In Funny SMS
SMS to Mobile

Ladki ke dil ki awaaZ :

Dear Lord,
I don't want anything else from you,just bless my parents
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HOT SON-IN-LAW.


By: Nirbheek doyal
In Funny SMS
SMS to Mobile

If U R Sitting in a lecture & other peoples Heads R Down & Urs Is Up , Tht's Not The Proof That U R'Confident' . . It jst means u dnt hv a mobile.:-.


By: reian jain
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SMS to Mobile

"SIT,STUDY N KEEP UR CELL OFF"




D above stunts are performed by trained professionals under controlled environments.
please DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME...


By: shaffy singh
In Funny SMS
SMS to Mobile

Question: how do you define neighbours?
Answer: people who know more about you than you know yourself.


By: jeet maurya
In Funny Questions SMS
SMS to Mobile

Which is the 27th letter of English alphabets?
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Are you looking for an answer?
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Very Good!
Which school beta? .


By: jeet maurya
In Funny SMS
SMS to Mobile

Whenever you have a problem, just sing your favourite song, you will realize that the problem is better than your voice..


By: jeet maurya
In Funny SMS
SMS to Mobile

How Much SECRETS Are Hidden On A Cell
Phone Is Directly Proportional To
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How Quickly U Snatch It Back When
Someone Takes It.


By: reian jain
In Funny SMS
SMS to Mobile

Leaflet on door this morning,

"ARE U AN ALCOHOLIC ???
CALL NOW,
WE CAN HELP!"

I gave them a call

It was a liquor store
"Offer,buy 1 get 1 free *beer*


By: PARTH CHOLERA
In Funny SMS
SMS to Mobile

Happy
summer season
With Great offers
Motay motay machar
Lots of makhian
&
Long time load shedding.
enjoy it & Keep crying.
H�PPAY SUMMER SEASON


By: Ashish Jaiswal
In Funny SMS
SMS to Mobile

Q : What's The Difference Between Mother's & Girlfriend's Tears??
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Mother's Tears "EFFECT Our HEART"
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Girlfriend's Tears "EFFECT Our POCKET".


By: Ashish Jaiswal
In Funny SMS
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