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Q. Where do Indian batsmen perform their best?
A. In advertisements.


By: rohit
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Q. What do you call a dog with no legs?
A. Doesn''t matter... he won''t come to you anyway!


By: mohit
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Q. Why were the teacher''''s eyes crossed?
A. She couldn''''t control her pupils!


By: mohit
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Q. When does a cart come before a horse?
A. In the dictionary!


By: mohit
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Q. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A. He felt crummy!


By: komal
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Q. What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A. A stomach-cake!


By: mohit
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Q. What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?
A. A turkey!


By: rahul
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Q. What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg!


By: akshya
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Q. What did the hamburger name his daughter?
A. Patty!


By: nick
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Q. Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A. Because his parents were in a jam!


By: rohit
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Q. How do you repair a broken tomato?
A. Tomato Paste!


By: rohit
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Q. Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?
A. He could n't concentrate!


By: akshya
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Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?
A. He has a lot of ketchup time!


By: shalini
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