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	Q. Where do Indian batsmen perform their best? A. In advertisements. By: rohit In Funny Questions View SMS
Q. What do you call a dog with no legs? A. Doesn''t matter... he won''t come to you anyway! By: mohit In Funny Questions View SMS	Q. Why were the teacher''''s eyes crossed? A. She couldn''''t control her pupils! By: mohit In Funny Questions View SMS
Q. When does a cart come before a horse? A. In the dictionary! By: mohit In Funny Questions View SMS	Q. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? A. He felt crummy! By: komal In Funny Questions View SMS
Q. What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria? A. A stomach-cake! By: mohit In Funny Questions View SMS	Q. What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving? A. A turkey! By: rahul In Funny Questions View SMS
Q. What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A. A deviled egg! By: akshya In Funny Questions View SMS	Q. What did the hamburger name his daughter? A. Patty! By: nick In Funny Questions View SMS
Q. Why did the baby strawberry cry? A. Because his parents were in a jam! By: rohit In Funny Questions View SMS	Q. How do you repair a broken tomato? A. Tomato Paste! By: rohit In Funny Questions View SMS
Q. Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job? A. He could n't concentrate! By: akshya In Funny Questions View SMS	Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school? A. He has a lot of ketchup time! By: shalini In Funny Questions View SMS

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