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1 day I read Smoking is Bad,
I Stop Smoking!
1 day I read Drinking is Bad,
I Stop Drinking!
1 day I read Kissing is Bad
I Stopped Reading.
By: akshya
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Nxt generation child wil sing in school
Twinkle twinkle little star,
I jus went 2 royal bar,
Whisky rates r up so high,
So i drink a beer with chicken fry.
By: rahul
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A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears. I know, because I've cried
By: akshya
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Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me
By: rohit
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I saw your face as you walked by but then I saw a better guy
By: indu
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Sory to disturb u its urgent, Can u fax me ur photo graph, Serious matter has come up actually v were playing card and V lost joker…..
By: rohit
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Aur attractive , Bur beautiful, Cur caring, Dur darling, E – ur exciting, Fur funny, Gur gorgeous, Hur heavenly, Ii am, J-just, Kkidding
By: shalini
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A man on wife’s birthday had no money so he sent a chq of 100 kisses, When he return home his wife said “thanks for chq i got it cashed from banks manager.
By: neha
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Someday u may lose ur hair .. u may lose ur teethur money & even lose ur mind .. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks .. coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
By: neha
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
By: rahul
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what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail
By: rohit
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Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me
By: neha
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When u feel sad .. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say .."damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness .. But don't make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
By: indu
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