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Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?
A. Mockaroni!


By: akshya
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Q. Why don''''''''t they serve chocolate in prison?
A. Because it makes you break out!


By: indu
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Q. How did the farmer mend his pants?
A. With cabbage patches!


By: akshya
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Q. When do you stop at green and go at red?
A. When you''''''''re eating a watermelon!


By: komal
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Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?
A. Jell-o!


By: neha
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Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see time fly!


By: mohit
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Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A. Because he wanted to work over-time!


By: komal
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Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana!


By: neha
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Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A. He didn''''''''t want to wake the sleeping pills!


By: shalini
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Allahs blessings are a treasure so true that their value cannot be measured and one of Allahs blessings is you!


By: komal
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Good Decision comes from experience, but experience comes from bad decision... This is life... So don't worry for any mistake.. Go ahead & learn from them.


By: indu
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A hopeless man.A feels Difficulty in every chance and a Hopeful man feels a Chance in every difficulty.


By: indu
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Fact Every thing is fair in Love & War.
But i suggest u should do war & Never LOve.
Becos in war either u live or die.
But in love niether u Live nor u Die!


By: shalini
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