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DO NOT TAKE YOUR MOBILE
TO TOILET.!
Wonder why.?
Because you canNOT. . .

WALK WHEN YOU TALK ! B-)
WHAT AN IDEA SIRJI.?:)
Keep smilililing. .


By: Mithun
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

A Golden message for Youngsters.
A Bright Future CAN Give U Many Beautiful Girls.
But a Beautiful Girl CANNOT Give U a Bright Future.


By: Mithun
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Punch me,I dont mind()
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD"


By: sangeeta
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:
r u handsome ?
r u good looking ?
r u trained ?
r u hardworking ?
looking for a job ?
then.................
apply now;
we need the services of a ~BEAR~ for the zoo


By: sangeeta
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

Raju was treated
like GOD, when he
had SATYAM (Truth).
When he Reversed
it as MAYTAS,
he got being treated
like a DOG.
Moral : Never Reverse Satyam (Truth).


By: sangeeta
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem.

If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.


By: sangeeta
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

Once Great Alexendar Saw
A Child Playing With A Lion
He Surrendered His Sword
At The Child's Feet.
Now The Child Has Grown Up
& Wishes You Good morning :-)


By: sangeeta
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

Security Manager is a person that creates a policy requiring appropriate firewall, anti-virus and
IDS controls be implemented prior to any new procreation process being initiated in the company.


By: sangeeta
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

Planning Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.


By: sangeeta
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

Process Engineers are the ones who think at eight months into the pregnancy that the baby’s sex is
wrong


By: sangeeta
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

Instrument engineer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.


By: sangeeta
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

Project Engineer is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.


By: sangeeta
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

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