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Project Engineer is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.


By: sangeeta
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Controls manager is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and if it saves money to adopt).


By: sangeeta
In Funny SMS
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2. Construction manager is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.


By: sangeeta
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
WHY
DO I
SMS U ?
IRRITATE ?
CARE ?
MISS ?
BORE ?

DO U KNOW Y ?

COZ UR MY FRND & I HAVE D
RITE 2 DISTUBE U ANY TIME .....


By: sangeeta
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
A poor uneducated
petrol pump attendant
created Reliance.... And
2 graduates 4rm
Stanford & Wharton
Business School broke it
up. That's education...!


By: Lennox
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
press down if u like me...


so u like me...?


Tats so sweet...


ok u can stop...


stop it,enuf...


dis is 2 much...


O my God ... I like u too...!


Silly fans.....


By: Vignesh
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Call me..

= Future tense..

Called me
= Past tense.

Calling me
= Present tense.

Just Helping you to
Improve your Grammer. .


By: vishal
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
WHAT DID THE BATHTUB SAY TO THE TOILIT (A) I KISS A LOT OF ASS BUT I DONT TAKE NO SHIT


By: sanjeev
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
The Trouble With Being Punctual Is That No One Is There To Appreciate It


By: sangeeta
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
If U Cant Convince Them,Confuse Them!!


By: sangeeta
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
A tragic Love-story:
A Pig fell in love with a Hen..
1 day they kissed each other!
.
.
.
Next day,
the Pig died of Bird Flu!
& the Hen died of Swine Flu!! :-(


By: Bhavna
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
3 ways to catch a tiger-
1] NEWTON'S METHOD- Allow d tiger to catch u & catch d tiger!
2] EINSTEIN'S METHOD- Chase d tiger until it gets tired & then catch it!
3] INDIAN POLICE METHOD- Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts it is a tiger!


By: Bhavna
In Funny SMS
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