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3 ways to catch a tiger- 1] NEWTON'S METHOD- Allow d tiger to catch u & catch d tiger! 2] EINSTEIN'S METHOD- Chase d tiger until it gets tired & then catch it! 3] INDIAN POLICE METHOD- Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts it is a tiger!
By: Bhavna
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ProblemmaycomelikeHAYWARDS2000&5000butumusttakeitasROYALCHALLENGEotherwisepeoplewillcalluOLDMONK&stickaBLACKLABELonubutumustfightlikeNAPOLEANlivelikeBAGPIPERwalklikeJOHNNYWALKERworktill8PMthinklikeDIRECTORSPECIALthenurlifewillblikeIMPERIALBLUE&UBEXPORT&urSIGNATUREshallhavegravity!GOOD DRINK!!!
By: Prasoon
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Y india is nevr in worldcup football? Bcoz in the playing 11, there mustbe 4 obc,3 sc/st,2 handicapd & goal keeping shoud be done by a blind
By: Prasoon
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Ever noticed ur parents spend the first 18 months trying to make u stand up and talk...and The next 18 years trying to make u sit down n listen..
By: ranjan
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Just like a ghost, you’ve been a-hauntin’ my dreams, So I’ll propose on Halloween. Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you
By: Jujhar Singh
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If your heart is broken tell me, i will get the glue. If your lost in life then call me, ill come and look for you. If your sad then u must text me, its my job to make you smile. If your happy let me know and we'll celebrate Vodka style.....
By: DIJU
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gud morning ab aap soch rahe hoge k gud mornin raat mein kyu ? na baat sun meri phone mera paise mere msg mera mrzi meri jo mann mein aye bhejoonga le happy birthday
By: DEEPAK
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"Your Money Or Your Life." We Knw Wt To Do Wen A Robber Makes This Demand Of Us... Bt Nt Wen GOD Does..!!
By: yash
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A job in Railways. Salary 15000/-, job profile:-When the headlight of the Engine is not working you have to run infront of the train with a torch, So hurry up... wish u all the best
By: manish
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Whatever high the sky may be..... Whatever wide the River may be.... Whatever green a tree may be..... just Remember.... IT'S NONE OF UR BUISNESS!!!!!! :)
By: geethanjali
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