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A job in Railways.
Salary 15000/-,
job profile:-When the
headlight of the Engine
is not working you
have to run infront of
the train with a torch,
So hurry up...
wish u all the best


By: manish
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Whatever high the sky may be.....

Whatever wide the River may be....
Whatever green a tree may be.....
just Remember....

IT'S NONE OF UR BUISNESS!!!!!! :)


By: geethanjali
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Heaven won't have me, and hells afraid I’ll take over


By: mohamed
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups


By: mohamed
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Maths and women are the most complicated things in the world.........But maths atleast has some logic...


By: Navin
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When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute”. U will overcome your sadness. But don”t make this a habit.
Cause liars go to hell.


By: SUNNY
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Scientists have found ice & water on moon



we just need to take scotch with us


By: rakesh
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A husband and a wife are like two wheels of a vehicle. If one gets punctured, the vehicle can`t move any further
Moral: Always keep a spare wheel!


By: Amol
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A Lot Of Ants Were Roaming Around My Phone.

I Was Wondering How Come.

Then i Suddenly Realised

That My Phone Contains Contact Of Very Sweet Person Like U.


By: Archa
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“Modern poem”

Taliban Taliban,
Yes papa…
.
Having a bomb,
No papa…
.
Telling a lie?
No papa…
.
Open ur jacket,

.
Thaaa thaaaa
thaaaa ¤


By: zeeshan
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Let's do some mathemetics for study & its result.
Eq.1: Study=Don't Fail
Eq.2: Don't Study=Fail
Add Eq.1 in Eq.2,we will get,
Study+Don't Study=Fail+Don't Fail
=> Study(1+Dont)= Fail(1+Dont)
=> STUDY=FAIL
so dont study Hence Prooved.


By: Dhaval
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Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!


By: jaskaran
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