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Funny SMS Collection
A kids ask an Old man:
Wut book r u reading sir?
Old man! History book.
Kid! But that a Sex Book.
Old man! For me its History.
By: mohit
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Samander ka kinare betha kero
Koi na koi to laher aye gi
Kismat na badli to kia huwa
Kam se kam Shakel hi Dhul jaye gi
By: indu
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Yeh hamari Mardam Shumari ki Sms Service hai
Ager ap Male hai to 2 sms karai
Ager Female hai to 1 Sms karai
Ager Apna ap per shak hai to koi sms na karain.
By: nick
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Laly di jan,
Sada wal bhi kero Dhayan
Assi hai bohat pareshan
Towade walon na koi bell
Na koi msg da Nishan
Kithey O mere jan
By: shalini
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Kya Ap ko
Pata hai ap ki
In khoobsorat
Aur piyari si
Ankho
k neeche
jo naak hai
Beh rehi hai
Jaldi saaf kero
By: nick
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American Says, Dogs Find Bomb in my country
japanese says, Fish play ball in my country
Pakistani's Says, eh ta kuch v nehi,
Sada te vander v sms perh lainda hai
By: neha
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God Apun Sa Bola
Kither Jana ka
JANNAT YA
Dozakh
Apun Bola "Dozakh"
U know Apun aisa kio bola
becoz apun ko maloom k tum sala dost log wahi mila ga.
By: neha
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girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
By: nick
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I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
By: mohit
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An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
By: komal
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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
By: komal
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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
By: nick
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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
By: komal
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