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Funny SMS Collection
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Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
By: komal
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Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
By: rahul
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I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
By: neha
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If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
By: neha
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
By: akshya
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Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
By: nick
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
By: indu
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what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
By: nick
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Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
By: shalini
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If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
By: indu
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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
By: rohit
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
By: nick
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Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
By: neha
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