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Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!


By: MADHAB
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

No matter how bad we are,we are not totally useless...
We can always be used as a bad example...!!
Be POSITIVE...


By: PRATIK
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

if you Hide, i'll Seek you

if you Lost, i'll search you

if you'll leave me, i'll wait for you

if day take you away from me, i'll fight for you

But if u stop missing me, i'll bite you.....


By: sanjay
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

A women's prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death!


By: arun
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

Hi! Need one girl to marry...
Age no bar, color no bar,
Height no bar,
Caste no bar,
but.... girl's father must have his own bar...CHEERS


By: sanjay
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

Best Traffic Ad of the year:
Picture of Lord GANESHA with a saying:-
"Care 4 U'r head & wear hemlet , not every1 gets a replacement like me...."


By: Kishor
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close ur eyes,
Take a deep breath,
Open ur arms wide,
Feel ur heartbeat,
& Say "Its too early.Let me sleep again"


By: Mithun
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

True love is like a pillow
U could HUG it when u r in trouble
U could CRY on it when u r in pain
U could EMBRACE it when u r happy

Want True Love?

Spend Rs.50 BUY A PILLOW


By: Kunal
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

how to kill a girl?

give her a beautiful dress
nice jewelery
costly cosmotics
and lock her i a room
without a mirror
......


By: naviin
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!


By: henson
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!


By: lal
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?
that's how dogs spend their lives.


By: lal
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

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