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how to kill a girl?

give her a beautiful dress
nice jewelery
costly cosmotics
and lock her i a room
without a mirror
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By: naviin
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!


By: henson
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!


By: lal
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?
that's how dogs spend their lives.


By: lal
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MobileSMS to Mobile
wats diffrence betwn PROBLEM,TALENT,&LUCK?



2 boys love 1 girl-PROBLEM


1 boy loves 2 girls-TALENT


2 girls loves 1 boy-LUCK

:D


By: Lennox
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
THIS MESAGE IS STREICTLY 4 SMART N CUTE READERS .SINCE U HAVE RECEIVED IT .............. OBVIOUSLY .....




ITS A TECHNICAL FAULT..........


By: sahil
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS


By: VINAY
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MobileSMS to Mobile
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!


By: Selvie
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
Real Fact: Even though guys buy 220cc Pulsar or 350cc Royal Enfields.. It is used 2 follow 80cc Scooty Pept..!!


By: debashish
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
HAA-HAA-HAA
How do you cut roads????
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By LAUGHING...Because...
'Haste Haste Cut jaaye Raste'.


By: debajit
In Funny SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile
NEWTON'S LAW OF ROMANCE
Love can neither be created nor destroyed.
It can only be changed from one girl to another....


By: debajit
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By: akkash
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