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This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you

By: rohit
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Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!

By: akshya
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I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok!

By: neha
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I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.

By: akshya
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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.

By: mohit
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

By: neha
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Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.

By: mohit
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Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

By: neha
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If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

By: akshya
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before.

By: rohit
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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

By: indu
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Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

By: shalini
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