Hindi Jokes SMS

Bhakt: Baba mein dukhi hu.
NIRMAL BABA: Aap ke pas SmsJokes4u ke sms aate hai.
Bhakt: Haanji
Baba: Reply karte ho
Bhakt: Nahi
Baba: Roj reply karo..
Kripa aani shuru ho jaygi.

By: rakesh gariya
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Boy: Can i have a bite of ur dairy milk?
Girl: Kya main apko janti hu.
Boy: Jaldi de de behen Samosa khake aaya hu.
mirchi lagi hai
drame baad mein kar liyo.

By: mihir thakur
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Real Story from Assam.
1 Ladka & Ladki pyar karte the.
Ladki k Bap ko pata chal gaya.
Wo gusse me bijli ki wire Ladki ki badan pe rakhne hi wala tha k achanak.





Bijli chali gai.
Ladka chillaya-
Tarun Gogoi jindabad

MORAL-
Agar saccha h apka pyar,To sath h Apke
Assam Sarkar..

By: sunil jain
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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Boy: I love you i can't live without u.. Mar jaunga,Mit jaunga,tere pyar me fanah ho jaunga.. :(

Girl : Hmm.. Dekh le jaise b tujhe thik lage.

By: Nirbheek doyal
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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Boy (kamina) ne 1 ladki ko call ki..

Boy - Hello Jan I love U..

Ladki - Sachi..

Boy - Really..

Ladki (maha kamini) - Jaanu 100 ka recharge karwo do plz...

Boy - Sorry behen wrong number..

By: Nirbheek doyal
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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BF & GF dono hans rahe the tabhi BF achanak se chup ho jata h
GF:kya hua?
BF:kuch ni
GF:batao na kuch to hua?
BF:wo hanstey hanstey meri thodi si potti nikal gayi

By: Adnan Qureshi
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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Teacher-
Batao 'Ganga' kaha se nikalti h & kaha ja k Milti h?

Santa-
Sir Ganga School K Bahane Ghar se Nikal kar Mandir k Piche Kalu Se Milti H

By: Prabh Bhullar
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A nursry boy proposes a girl:
Boy-I LOVE U
Girl replies-Ek thappad marugi khichke
Boy rplies-MUKKA NAI KHAYEGI JAISE PHIR!
Badi aayi thappad marne wali..

By: reian jain
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santa ne college me ladki se i luv u kaha...ladki ne chanta mara or boli kya bola tu..santa -rote hue jab suna nahi to chanta kyun mara..

By: nitish p
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Ravan ne Shri Ram Ji se mafi mangne ka faisla kiya aur Ayodhya aa gaya.

Mehal ka darvaja knock kiya.

Ram Ji ne door khola.

Ravan soch raha tha...

Guess What ?
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Kis Mooh Se Maafi Maangu?

By: ankit singh
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Grl- ♥ mere piche apni Zindgi Barbad mt kr ♥
Boy- ♥ Q? ♥
Grl- ♥ is Raste pe Patthr or Kanto k Alwa kuch nhi ♥

Boy- ♥ Are Pagli......... ♥ mere Pas WOODLAND k Shoes He na bs tu pat ja naa.......!! ♥

By: Ashish Jaiswal
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