Hindi Jokes SMS

Download Maxabout SMS App From Play Store
Hindi Jokes Status Messages and SMS
Viewed: All time: 801519 times, Week: 684 times
Updated 19 hours ago
Hindi Jokes SMS
19 Hours Ago | 571 shares | By Agha # 113
Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,
Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu,
Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.
Hindi Jokes SMS
16 Days Ago | 135 shares | By Shubham # 36
Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar 15 rupees bacha liye.

Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 150 rupees bachta!
Hindi Jokes SMS
19 Days Ago | 13 shares | By Ajay Chadha # 8985
Pyaar or Dosti me race ho rahi ho to kon Jitega?
Ans: Koi nai Kyuki dosti hamesha samjota kr leti hai, Or pyar hamesha kurbani de deta Hai.
Hindi Jokes SMS
21 Days Ago | 189 shares | By Sakshi # 87
Ek sabzi wale ke ghar bacha paida hua,
To ek aurat bache ko dekh ke boli:
Kitna pyara bacha hai ?
Sabzi wala aadat ke mutabik bola Aur hai bhi Bilkul taaza.
Hindi Jokes SMS
21 Days Ago | 95 shares | By 548 # 3319
Boy to girl:-Tum nahati nahi ho kya.
Girl:- Nahi to roj nahati hu, par tumne aise kyun pucha.
Boy:- kabhi dekha nahi na isliye. ha ha...!.
Hindi Jokes SMS
23 Days Ago | 15 shares | By prasanta # 8983
2 sardar train ke pichhe bhaag rahe the.
1 chad gaya to train me logon ne kaha " WEL DONE"..
Sardar- Oh shit!!..jana to use tha,mai to chhodne aaya tha..
Hindi Jokes SMS
26 Days Ago | 12 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Santa knocks the door

.

Banta:"kaun hai ??

.

Santa:"mai hoon

.

Banta:"mai kaun ??

.

.

.

.

.

Santa:"le abe pagal khud ko hi bhool gaya tu banta...
Hindi Jokes SMS
26 Days Ago | 387 shares | By Richa # 79
Banta: Kal Mujhe 10 logon ne Peeta
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya
Banta: Maine kha saalon ek ek karke ao
Santa: Phir
Banta: Phir kya Saalo ne ek ek karke dubaara peeta.
Hindi Jokes SMS
27 Days Ago | 73 shares | By manoj kumar # 292
Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Tha.

Santa: Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khat Likha Tha Ki
Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana,
Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Ohh Yaar,
Par Mujhe Koi Khat Mila Hi Nahi.
Santa: Mene Likha To Tha Ki
Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana.
Hindi Jokes SMS
27 Days Ago | 6 shares | By Shekar.p # 8988
One day Wife and husband went zoopark.
Suddenly tiger jump 2 his wife.
Wife:shoot it...shoot it......
Husband:just wait darling. camera his not working. Let me change the battery.????????
Hindi Jokes SMS
One Month Ago | 98 shares | By Shobhit # 69
A New Offer! Call rates ab Dimaag ke size ke hisaab se honge. Jitna chota dimag utne kam call rates.
Congrats!!! U r chosen for FREE CALLS.
Hindi Jokes SMS
One Month Ago | 14 shares | By BaBBaL # 8965
Gunde ka beta oral exan mein fail ho gaya.
Aur aakar apne baap se bola, un logon ne 3 ghante tak mere se puchtach ki magar apun bhi teri aulaad hai saala kush nhi bola..:D
Hindi Jokes SMS
One Month Ago | 15 shares | By Shardesh Agrawal # 1406
Pappu :- Janu ab tum change
ho gayi ho.

GF :- Wo kyun ?

Pappu :- Ab main tumhe KISS
karta hu to tum Eyes Close
Nahi Karti.

GF :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar
Close ki thi to Mere Purse se
100 Rs. Gayab The.
Hindi Jokes SMS
One Month Ago | 24 shares | By Md # 54
Sir ka message aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi
Kya karun?

"Message sending failed" likhkar bhej de "Message sending failed".

  Showing 1 - 14 of 2668

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10  | Next >

Top Contributors

Points Rank SMS
Ashish 8574816604 2031 1 2031
PAGALPANTI 1902 2 1902
8003511191 1564 3 1564
Navi Shrivastava 1053 4 1053
AJIT RUBY 989 5 989
sunil vasava 872 8 872
Diljale*GR* 861 9 861
reian jain 854 10 854
Malkit Singh Gill 841 11 841
9875288111 774 12 774