Hindi Jokes SMS

Santa : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Banta : Q America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Santa : Tu B Na
Muje English Kaha Aati Hai

By: RahulRathi
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Zardari Doodh Waly Ki Dukaan
Pe Gya Aur Kaha :

“Kuttay K Liye
Ek Litre Doodh De Do …”

Doodh Wala :

“Idhar Hi Pio Ge
Ya
Parcel Ker Doon…”

By: RahulRathi
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” Tum Kuttay Thay
Kuttay Ho Aur
Kuttay Hii Rahoge
Tumhare Bache Bhi Kuttay Aur Aane Wali Saato’n Naslai’n Kuttay Hii Rahenge ”

Kutya Ne Kuttay Se Kaha Aur Maike Chali Gayi . . .

By: RahulRathi
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Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.

Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,

Phir Woh Khud Apnay

Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!….

By: RahulRathi
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Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??

Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..

By: RahulRathi
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School me 1 bacha chaku liye ghum raha tha. teachar ne pucha chaku liye kyo ghum rahe ho? bacha: "GARIB HU SIR, bandhuk KAHA SE LAu.

By: sharma
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Nokrani : Malkin aap udas kyo hai?Malkin : Tumhare Saab apne office ki kisi ladkise pyar karte hai Nokrani: Naheeeeeeeee! Saab muje dhoka nahi de sakte.

By: sharma
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SANTA- Tere kitne bachhe hain?
BANTA- 18
SANTA- Itne saare?
BANTA- Sasurji se wada kiya tha k unki beti ko kabhi khaali pet nahi rakhoonga ;-)

By: Bhavna Sharma
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Son: Abba idher aa
Mother: Aise nahi boltey beta,
daddy ko izat k saath bulate hain,
Son: Abba izzat k saath idher aaja.

By: Akshay
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Boy friend to his Girl friend:
"darling mere kaan main kuch garam sa
kuch naram sa, kuch namkin sa
kuch mitha sa kaho na"
Girl friend sharmate hue: " HALWA PORI"

By: Akshay
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shehzada saleem: humari amma aur abba humse
aitna pyar karte tahe k humare sone tak
humare pass baithe rahte aur hum phir bhi na sote.
wazeer: isiliye to aap iklote rah gaye.

By: Akshay
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