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Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.



Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.


By: Prem
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

Dada-Beta Andar Se Mere Daant Lana

Pota-Par Dadu Abi Roti Nhi Bani Hai

Dada-Oy Roti Ko Mar Goli Yar Samnewali Buddhi Ko Smile Deni Hai..!


By: Udit
In Hindi Jokes SMS
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Santa To Guest: Thanda Piyoge ya Garam

Guest: Dono le aao

Santa: 1 Glass Freezer se Aur 1 Glass Geyser se Pani ka le Aao


By: Udit
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

Santa Angoor bech rha tha Magar Keh rha tha
"Aalu Le Lo Aalu"

BANTA: Ye to Angoor he

Santa: Chup ho ja Warna Makkhiya Sun legi


By: Udit
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

S-Mere Uncle Ko Marne Se Phle Mrne Ki DATE Pata Thi
B-Kaise
S-Judge Ne Batai


By: Udit
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

Santa Ka Dhaba !
Customer: Mere Soup Me Makhi Doob Kar Mari Padi Hai.
Santa: To Kya Karu, Dhaba Chalau Ya Inhe Tairna Sikhau


By: Udit
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

Aurate 3Type Ki Hoti H

1.Jiske Bina Aap Reh Nhi Skte
2.Jo Apke Bina Reh Nhi Skti
3.Jiske Sath Ap Rehte Ho


By: Udit
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

Santa-Yaar Meri Door Ki Nazar Kharab Hai,
Chashma Lena Padega

Banta-Wo Kya Chamak Raha Hai?

Santa-Suraj

Banta-Sale Aur Kitne Dur Dekhega


By: Udit
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

Santa: RAAZ Par Jo Musibat aayi hai
Uske Bare me Tumne Suna kya?

Bnta-
Nahi to ki hoya?

Santa: Are Meri biwi Uske Sath Bhag Gai hai


By: Udit
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?

Barish Ki Pehli Boond?

Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?

Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?

Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?

Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?

Ya

Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?

Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)


By: Nadeem
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

Friend Said to Me:

Mere Paas Ghar Hai,
Car Hai,
Computer Hai,
2,2 Mobile Phones Hain.

Tere Paas Kya Hai?

Maine Kaha:

Mere Paas.

.
.
.
.

Cheeni Hai. :-)


By: Nadeem
In Hindi Jokes SMS
MobileSMS to Mobile

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