Hindi Jokes SMS

Santa knocks the door

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Banta:"kaun hai ??

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Santa:"mai hoon

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Banta:"mai kaun ??

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Santa:"le abe pagal khud ko hi bhool gaya tu banta...

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Ek Ladki,

ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai

Aur

Ek Tasveer Dekhkar,

Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:

Ladki : iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !?

Maalik : Meri Maa

Tu Dimag Mat Laga,

Ghar Jaa,

Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai.

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1 admi ka mobile toilet me gir gya tbhi toilet devi prakat hui ar 1 golden color ka mobile usey deney lagi.
tab vo admi bola ki nhi mera mobile soney ka nhi tha
devi ; abey gadhey dho ley isey ye tera hi hai

| By: prabhat pandey
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Teacher : A. B. C sunao
Pappu :A . B . C

Teacher:Aur sunao

Pappu :Aur Allah ka shukar hai, sub theek thaak hai.
Aap sunao...???

| By: uday sehgal
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Boy: Tumhara Naam
Kya H?
Girl: Mina, Aur Tumhara?
Boy: Kamina
Girl: Jhut Mat Bolo
Boy: Tum 5mint Pass
Beth K Dakh Lo Tum Isi
Naam Se Bulaogi.

| By: Ashish 8574816604
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Lalia Majnu Ko Dhokha De Deti Hai.
Majnu : Tune Dil Jalake Mera Uske Raakh Kar Diya.
Lalia : Teri Ye Kurbani Bekar Nhi Jayegi
Ghar Bhaj Dena Raakh,
Bartan Saff Karne K Kam Aayaga.

| By: Ashish 8574816604
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Ek dukhi pati apni patni se bola :

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mei khayal aata hai,

Ke zindagi teri zulfoon ki ghani chhaon me kat jaye.

Toh

'Home Loan' lene ki zarorat hi na pade....

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Teachar: Whats Full Form Of M.A.T.H.S....??

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Student: Meri Aatma Tujhe Hamesha Satayegi....

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Two girls are traveling in a train
Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleñge.
Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge
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UPPER birth pe soya hua
Pappu bola: JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE
PE AAYE
TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!!!!

| By: Shardesh Agrawal
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Pappu :- Janu ab tum change
ho gayi ho.

GF :- Wo kyun ?

Pappu :- Ab main tumhe KISS
karta hu to tum Eyes Close
Nahi Karti.

GF :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar
Close ki thi to Mere Purse se
100 Rs. Gayab The.

| By: Shardesh Agrawal
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Santa jab bhi kapde dhota,

baarish ho jaati.

Ek din dhoop nikli.

Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya

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dukaan se surf lene gaya.

Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garazne lage.

Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola

"kidhar..???

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mai­ to biscuit lene aaya hu.

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Foreigner,

"India Mein Sabse Zayda Baraf Kahan Padti Hai?"

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smarts answer by our santa

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Santa:

"Before 8 p.m. Kashmir, After 8 p.m.- Whiskey Key Glass Mein !

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Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge

husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga

wife=baba se kya kahoge

husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h

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madm children se poochti hai 'batao sabse zyada barish kaha par girti hai ' ek bacha thodi der sochne ke baad kehta hai 'mam zameen par'.

| By: ocean singh
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Boy-Tum ladkiya inti sunder kyo hoti ho?
Girl-Kyonki GOD ne hume apne hath se banaya h.
Boy- Kamini bol to ese rahi h jese k humko net se download kiya h.

| By: 9799559922
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