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Hindi Jokes Status Messages and SMS
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One Month Ago | 14 shares | By BaBBaL # 8965
Gunde ka beta oral exan mein fail ho gaya.
Aur aakar apne baap se bola, un logon ne 3 ghante tak mere se puchtach ki magar apun bhi teri aulaad hai saala kush nhi bola..:D
2 Months Ago | 15 shares | By Shardesh Agrawal # 1406
Pappu :- Janu ab tum change
ho gayi ho.

GF :- Wo kyun ?

Pappu :- Ab main tumhe KISS
karta hu to tum Eyes Close
Nahi Karti.

GF :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar
Close ki thi to Mere Purse se
100 Rs. Gayab The.
2 Months Ago | 13 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Ek Daaku (Lady Se): Ye Saare Zevar Mujhe De De..??

Lady: Le, Ye Le

Payal Le,

Jhumke Le,

Chudi Le,

Chain Le,

Long Le,

Sab Le Le.

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Aurat ban ja Saaale Kutte..:@ :/

Daaku:- sorry yaar

tu to Emotional ho Gayi...
2 Months Ago | 11 shares | By Ashish 8574816604 # 1
Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi?
2 Months Ago | 11 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Teachar: Whats Full Form Of M.A.T.H.S....??

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Student: Meri Aatma Tujhe Hamesha Satayegi....
2 Months Ago | 27 shares | By 9799559922 # 153
Boy-Tum ladkiya inti sunder kyo hoti ho?
Girl-Kyonki GOD ne hume apne hath se banaya h.
Boy- Kamini bol to ese rahi h jese k humko net se download kiya h.
3 Months Ago | 198 shares | By Saurabh # 14
Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi me smjh nhi aa rha kidhar jaun.
4 Months Ago | 2 shares | By Diljale*GR* # 9
Girl (in train) :- can i sit here ?

Boy :- it all urs .........

Girl :- can i take some water ?

Boy :- my pleasure ............

Girl :- Bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai ?
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Boy :- mere baap ne mere dimag me koi GPS fit nhi kiya hai ,
jaldi seat khali ker mujhe neend aa rahi hai ........
4 Months Ago | 2 shares | By Diljale*GR* # 9
Santa nahi sudhrega:
policeman:
sab sach bata varna chaddi uttar k marunga.
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Santa: saab galti Maine ki hai aap kyun chaddi uttaro gey.
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Koi samjhao yaar
4 Months Ago | 18 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Ek Ladki,

ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai

Aur

Ek Tasveer Dekhkar,

Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:

Ladki : iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !?

Maalik : Meri Maa

Tu Dimag Mat Laga,

Ghar Jaa,

Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai.
5 Months Ago | 124 shares | By manoj kumar # 292
Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha,
Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila
Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha.

Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua?
Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai?
Dost: 6 Hafte
Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte
Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt
Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale,
Yeh Tune Kya Kiya?
Puri Baat To Sunta,
6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.
5 Months Ago | 9 shares | By 8003511191 # 3
Mareez- Dr. Sahab Mein boht khush rehta hoon,

Neend sukoon se aati hai,

Zindagi main Aman hi Aman hai,

Har kaam main Dil b Lagta hai,
Koi pareshani hi nahi.

Aisa kiyon hai ?

Doctor: Mein aap ki Bimari samajh gaya hoon.
Aap ki zindagi may
Vitamin "she'' ki kami hai...
5 Months Ago | 15 shares | By Shardesh Agrawal # 1406
Two girls are traveling in a train
Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleñge.
Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge
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UPPER birth pe soya hua
Pappu bola: JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE
PE AAYE
TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!!!!
5 Months Ago | 41 shares | By manoj kumar # 292
Kya Zamana Aa Gaya Hai Dosto.
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Student 1 Ladki Ko Ghaseet Ke
School Le Jaa Rahe The.
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1 Buzurg Bole:
Isko Chhod Do Ye Khud School Chali Jayegi
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Student: Baba Ji Ye Hamari Madam Hai
Roz School Se Date Par Bhag Jaati Hai!

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