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Heart Attack Wali Beizzati :P

Girl To Boy: Jannu Koi Aisi Bat Kaho,
Jismei Dukh B Ho Or Khushi B.
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Boy: You R So Beautiful Aunty Ji.

By: manoj kumar # 291
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Kya Zamana Aa Gaya Hai Dosto.
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Student 1 Ladki Ko Ghaseet Ke
School Le Jaa Rahe The.
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1 Buzurg Bole:
Isko Chhod Do Ye Khud School Chali Jayegi
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Student: Baba Ji Ye Hamari Madam Hai
Roz School Se Date Par Bhag Jaati Hai!

By: manoj kumar # 291
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Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal Aaya.
Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai.
Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu.
Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me,
Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.

By: manoj kumar # 291
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Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

By: Abhishek # 116
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Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

By: Awadhesh # 100
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If boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey…

By: Barun # 51
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Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee…
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee…
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa…
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina padhe so gaya …..

By: Shiba # 80
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Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein:
Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents.
Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies Aur Gents Nahi Hota Yar!
Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka…

By: Reena # 41
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Teacher-papu Ek Story Sunao Withmoral :-)
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Papu-maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
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Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Main So Raha Tha.
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Moral- Jaisi Karni Wsi Bharni.

By: Ashish 8574816604 # 1
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Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me
Coldrink Ki Botle
Leke Bethi Thi,
Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko
Lagati To Kabhi 20
Min Me, Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa
Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini
Aur Puri 1 Ghut
Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete Hai,
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Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To
Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

By: Ashish 8574816604 # 1
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Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.

By: Krishnam Raj # 1938
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Light jane k baad candle leke pappu toilet ja rahatha
kai kambakhat phook marke keh gaya
Happy birthday 2 u

Batao yaar Emergency ke wqt bhi mazak

By: Krishnam Raj # 1938
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1PagaL Aaina Dekh K Sochne Laga
Esko Kahi Dekha H
Thodi Der Sochne K Baad

"O Teri " Ye To Wohi H
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Jo Mere Sath Us din BaaL Ktwa Raha Tha

By: 8003511191 # 3
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student[shoking]-miss jaldi police ko phone kro jaldi
miss[shoked]-par kyon kya hua????
student - vo meri pencil kho gai hai report likhwani hai

By: manish khatri # 3310
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Boy:"hey,

i love u,

meri gf banogi.. ??

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Grl:"hmmmm!

Apna numbr de do,

jab current bf se break-up hoga

to miss call kar dungi...

By: 8003511191 # 3
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