Hindi Jokes SMS

Difference between dawa and daru.
Dawa is like a girlfriend. it has expiry date and
Daru is like a "wife" jitni purani hogi utni sar ko charti hai.

By: Akshay
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ek pathan ki behan ko daku utha kar le gaye,
sab ne kaha daku khatarnak hain khali haath mat jana
behan ko bachane.
Pathan 2 kilo mithayi le gaya. p

By: Akshay
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A woman at an embroidery shop: yahan gale milte hain?
Sales man: milte to nahi hain magar aap kahte hain to mil lete hain:

By: Akshay
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Pathan : meri oulaad nahi hoti.
Dost: aap mazar par dua karo.
Next Year
Dost: kiya hua?
Pathan: Kuch nahi,
Dost: koun se mazar par dua ki thi?
Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam k mazar pe.:

By: Akshay
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Sheikh ka beta girl friend k sath ghoom k ghar aya
to baap ne pocha, kitnay paisay kharch kiye?
Beta : 50 rupye.
Baap : itnay saray?
Beta : Abba us k pass 50 he tahe.

By: Akshay
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Husband apni wife ka janaza le jaa raha tha.
janaze k aage ek kutta aur peche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
ek aadmi aakar pochta hai : bhai sahab ye sab kaise hua?
Husband : is kutte ne kaat liya tha.
Aadmi : ye kutta ek din k liye udhar main de do.
Husband : peche line main lago. :

By: Akshay
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If Rakhi Sawant started acting in Ekta Kapoor soaps as the Drama Queen, what would be the name of the serials ?

Kyonki Saas bhi Kabhi Item Girl Thee
Kahin Kissing Roz
Kyaa Hoga Mika Kaa

By: www.rrathi.tk
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Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote

Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge….

By: www.rrathi.tk
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Ek admi chupkay se jahanum se nikala aur jannat main
chala gaya. Frishtay ne pakar kar khob mara.
Maar khanay k baad admi utha, kapray jharray aur bola:
Tumhari in he harkaton ki wajha se koi jannat main nahi ata.

By: Akshay
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Lady to Doctor: mera beta motar cycle se gir gaya hai.
Doctor: I can't understand please speak in English.
Lady: my londa is gironda from HERO HONDA. :P

By: Akshay
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Teacher- Tumhaare Ghar mein Sab se Chhota Kaun hai?? Student- Mere Papa.. Teacher- Wo Kaise?? Student- Wo Aaj bhi Mummy ke Saath Sote hai..

By: 9460675152
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What's the similarity beween Marriage & 11.59pm?
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Simple dono ke bad 12 bajte Hai...... Aur.....Din badal jate hain..!!!!!!!

By: MS
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