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Hum Tadapte hain unki Yaad mein,
DiL rota hai unki Fariyad mein,
Ae Khuda dikha de ek baar Surat unki,
Kahin Dum na nikal jaye unke INTEZAR mein.
By: neha
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What’s d simmilarty between
marriage and 11:59
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Simple hai.
Dono ke baad
12 hi bajte hain…!
By: nick
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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barishshuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.
By: neha
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aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
By: mohit
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Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?no r u sure?plz check again.no ,ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay
By: rahul
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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain.
By: rohit
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when wordz fail eyz works
when eyz fail heart works
when heart fails to kia ???
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samajh le tapak gaya;)
By: nick
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if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u "cute" lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.
By: indu
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Ek Bihari ko Raaste me
cycle ka paidal mila
aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.
Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola
ye sambhal ke rakhde,
isme cycle dalwa lenge.
By: vaibhav
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LOVE n SALA r going to a village n in b/w cumz a well, love falls in da well WHY? cuz love is blind. now sala also jumps in cuz LOVE keliye SALA kuch b karega ga.
By: komal
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when i call u:
1 ring meanz i'm Thinking of U,
2 ring meanz i Like U,
3 ring meanz i Miss U,
4 ring meanz i need U,
5 ring meanz ZALEEL INSAAN FONE UTHA
By: nick
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“ Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na. ”
By: vaibhav
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1admi ne bhgwan se puchha
100 SAAL APKE LIYE KYA HAI
GOD-100 saal mere liye 1 sec. K brabr hai.
Man-1 CRORE RS
God-1 coin
Man-1coin muje dedo
GOD-1sec ruk ja'
By: singharyan_03
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