Judge:tune chori karte waqt biwi bacho ke bare me kyon nahi socha? Chor:my lord! Socha tha par dukan me sirf men's wear hi the.
By: shalini
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WIFE- chalo na car mein kahin ghumne chalte hai.or car mein drive karungi. Husband- Agar tum chalaogi to jayenge car mein or ayenge akhbar mein..
By: komal
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Ladki ptane kliye chupkese uske piche ja kr use drao agr vo hasi to samjho pat gai N agr gussa hui to jor-jor se chilao didi dar gai-didi dar gai...!!!Try this.
By: nick
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Boys attitude!
A boy wen proposes a girl
If she says YES,then
Pata ni kenia nu haan kiti honi
If she says NO,then
Bandri apne ap nu Ashwarya Rai samjdi ae....
By: vaibhav
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Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.Wife Opens d Door.Sharabi asks Who r u? W:How dare u 4gt Ur Wife? He ans:Nasha har Gamko bhula deta hai
By: komal
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PATI:phon mere liye ho to kehna me ghar pe nahi. biwi phon utha k boli who ghar pe hai, PATI:mene mana kiya fir bhi. BIWI:ji wo mere liye tha
By: indu
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Wife:Apko pata hai mr.R apni patni ko kiss karke hi office jate hai,lekin apne kabhi ki. Husband:Chahta to mein bhi hu,lekin mr.R ki biwi nahi manegi.
By: nick
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Ek aadmi kabar par baitha tha.Musafir ne pucha dar nahi lagta? Aadmi:Darne ki kya baat hai,andar garmi lag rahi thi thodi der bahar aa gaya!
By: shalini
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An old rich man marry a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha Girl ek inki in come, doosre inke din kam.
By: akshya
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Munna bhai: Yeh oxford kya hai? Circuit: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi..
By: vaibhav
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Sharmaji ki zen ke piche likha tha, 'Sawan ko aane do.' Pechese truck ne thok diya. Uspar likha tha, 'Aaya sawan jhum ke.'
By: komal
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Patni: Suno ji, Aapko Mujme Sabse Jayada kaya Acha Lagta hai, Meri Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi? Pati: Muje to yeh teri Majak karne ki Aadat Sabse achhi lagti hai..
By: rohit
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Thappad marne pr naraj patni ko pati bola admi use marta he jise pyr karta he patni ne pati ko 2mare or boli aap kya samjte hd k mai apse pyar nhi karti.
By: indu
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