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FIZAO MAI TUM HO .HAWAO MAI TUM HO , BAHARO MAI TUM HO , DHOOP MAI TUM HO,
CHAON MAI TUM HO,
SUCH SUNA HAI K JINO BHOTON KA KOI THIKANA NAHI HOTA. By: singharyan_03 In Hindi Jokes View SMS
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AB SABSE DOSTI HO CHUKI HAI By: kalyug In Hindi Jokes View SMS
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kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............? By: komal In Hindi Jokes View SMS
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Agar Duniya mey kuch kar dikhaana hain
toh sunn meri baat..
Haathi ke upar ulta khada
hokar Photo Khichva,
Ab photo ko ulta karke
duniya ko dikha... By: mohit In Hindi Jokes View SMS
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FATHER TO HIS DAUTHER"S LOVER-Main nahi chahta ke meri beti GADHE ke saath puri zidagi bitaaye. LOVER-Isiliye to me usey yaha se le jaa raha hoo." By: indu In Hindi Jokes View SMS
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YEH AISA MSG HE JISE BEWAQOOF PERHTE HEIN. NALAIK DOSRON KO FARWARD KERTE HEIN, GADHE DELETE KERTE HEIN AUR PAGAL SAVE KERLETE HEIN AAP KIA KERNE WALE HEIN By: akshya In Hindi Jokes View SMS
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Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:! By: komal In Hindi Jokes View SMS
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Munnabhai: Are Ek bakara Talaab me Gir gaya hai aab wo sala kaise bahar aayegaa ?????
Sirkit: Bhai Geela Hoker, Tension nahi Lene kaa ...!!!!!! By: keyur In Hindi Jokes View SMS
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Robert : Boss, mission par kaise jaoon, mujhe Headek ho raha hai.
Ajit : Abe, head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padega. By: rahul In Hindi Jokes View SMS
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Scene : Ajit ordering Robert to kill an enemy.
Raaaaaaaabert, ise Social Security pe daal do.
Society ise jeene nahi degi, aur Security marne nahi degi. By: mohit In Hindi Jokes View SMS
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Ajit: Rabert, ees kotte ko kala paint laga do!
Rabert: magar, kyoon ?, boss.
Ajit: aarey bevakoof, main eese blackmail karna chatha koon! By: shalini In Hindi Jokes View SMS
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mickey mouse(to ajit)-boss mein ramayan seekhna chatha hoon, mujhe sikha do na...?
Ajit(to robert)-robert jaao ise deewar pe taang do
robert-per kyon boss?
ajit- deewar pe taangne se is ka naam WALLMICKEY ho jaeyga aur woh khud he ramayan seekh jayaga. By: neha In Hindi Jokes View SMS
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Raabert: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jahyahda pasand hein boss?
Ajeet: Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona By: akshya In Hindi Jokes View SMS
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