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4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2
A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard...

But,,

A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands 0utside D
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .

"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..
6 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Udit Maheshwari # 89
Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de
Santa to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai.
6 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Love # 156
Santa ped k upar ulta latka huya tha.
Bamta- tu ped par kyo latka hai.
Santa- Sar dard ki goli khayi thi, kahi pet me na chali jaye, ISLIYE
6 Years Ago | 0 shares | By vt # 242
PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,

SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai

PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By 9875288111 # 12
Santa ne galti se kisi ka 100 ka balance ho gya.
Phr call ki
O yaar mera 100rs wapis kro
Banta:mere pas to 80 aaya hai
Santa: ruk yaar mai 20rs or bhejta hun.
6 Years Ago | 0 shares | By chat # 2808
1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko daikh kr

darty darty pochta hai.

“Movi sab,
Ap
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Dam Darood waalay Molvi ho , ya bomb BArood walalay.. ?
4 Years Ago | 0 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2
"Classic"

1st Dost: Me Aisa Kia Kron
k Teri Shaadi k Baad Me
Teri Biwi Ko Cinema Le Kr
Jao'n Aur Tu Naraz Bhi Na
Ho ...

2nd Dost: Meri Shaadi Apni
Behen Se Kra De .
6 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Strangefriendzz # 1446
Bania: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.

Thodi dur ja k Bania ko 50 rupye mil gaye.

Funny Bania: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...
4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By PAGALPANTI # 2
Snta ki girlfriend ne usko message kya
"I Miss U"
Bohat dair sochny k baad Santa ne jawab diya
"I Student U"
6 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Udit Maheshwari # 89
RAAZ ko Exam mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata He
To
Wo Hr Ques K Neche

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Aisi Line Laga K Neche Likhta H
Scratch Kr K Answer Parh Lo
6 Years Ago | 0 shares | By dev # 7306
Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.



Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.
5 Years Ago | 0 shares | By AJIT RUBY # 5
Tchr-Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai?

Boy - Q ki Puch Me Itni Taakat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake!!

Sidhi Baat
No Bakvas..
Clear hai!!;-)
6 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Strangefriendzz # 1446
Boss: Tumhe driver ki job de raha hun. Starting salary Rs.2000/-. Theek hai?

Funny driver: You are great sir! Gaddi START karane ki salary is o.k.......but? ? Gaddi chalane ki salary kitni hai... sir jio?
4 Years Ago | 1 shares | By PARTH_JSK # 145
Beta- "papa , aap jaise mujhe maarte ho,
waise dadaji bhi aapko marte the kya..?"
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Papa- "haan bilkul"
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Beta-"toh ye khandani faltugiri kab tak chalegi....

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