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Bus Me Bhut Bheed Thi,

1 Aadmi Bola-"Lagta H Bus Me Janwar Bhare H"

Dusre passenger Ne Kaha-Bas 1 Gadhe Ki Kami Thi
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Jo Ab Puri ho gyi..

By: PARTH_JSK # 145
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Boyfrnd:Mai Tmhari Roz Roz ki Frmaishon se Tang Aa kar
Khud Kushi'kr Rha hun.
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Girlfrnd-Bas Kro Rulaoge kya.1acha sa White Suit bas Dila do,
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13ve pe Kya Pehnungi

By: kiran saraogi # 459
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Santa ja rahe tha. Raste Me 1000 ka note mila.
Banta-Chalo fifty Fifty le lete hain.
Santa -Baki 900 ka kya karege?

By: Ashish 8574816604 # 1
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GrL: Mera mobile hmesha ma k pas rhta h
B0Y- agr hm pakde gye to?

G- mene tmara nmbr"Batery Low" nam se save kiya h jb b tmara fone aata h ma charge pe lga deti h..!

By: Ashish 8574816604 # 1
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Horror films me Ladki ko ghar me jb kch ajeeb sunai deta he to wo kehti h- Kon he wahan?

Jaise k Bhoot bolega: Han jaan me kitchen me hu..
Pakode khaogi kya?

By: Ashish 8574816604 # 1
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marte sharabi se bhagwanne pucha koi"Antim Ikchaa??"..

Sharabi: Aane wale janm mein daant bhale hi 2 dena
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Kidney poore 32 dena bhagwan.. ;) lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ?

By: Ashish 8574816604 # 1
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Pinky : " I Love You"
Pappu : " I Love You Too"

Pinky : kitna pyar karte ho?
Pappu: jitna tum karti

Pinky : Kaminayy
Iska matlb tu b time paas kr raha hai.!

By: Ashish 8574816604 # 1
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Teacher:1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi par Pani nahi rahega.
Jiv jantu nasht ho jayenge.
Sab tabaah ho jayega.

SANTA:Sir to kya us din tution aau...ya nahi?

By: Ashish 8574816604 # 1
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*Sholay 2012*

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Gabbar- Are O Sambha kitne aadmi the?

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Sambha- Pata nahi sarkar mai to Ladkiya dekh raha tha...

By: PARTH_JSK # 145
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traffic police wala chalan book nikal k bola:
naam bol?

ladka: "trikulavatty thekkeparambli swami"

police wala( chalan book band krke): agli baar gadi dheere chalana.....

By: Heller N # 2823
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Pappu ko girl ne joota mara..!
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Pappu:
Tum ne yeh joota gussey say
mara ya mazaq say. .
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Girl : Gussey se.
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. Pappu : acha...... warna main aisa
mazaaq
bardasht nahi karta

By: Ashish 8574816604 # 1
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Larka Universty me Larki se:Aap ka Name??
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Larki Ghussey se:Mujhey sb Behan kehtey hain. . .
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Larka: Acha to aap hain wo jis ki waja se sb
mujhey Behnoi Behnoi Kehtey hain...

By: Ashish 8574816604 # 1
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Pati-patni film shole dekhkar ghar aaye to
pati ne romantic mood
me patni se kaha,
nach Basanti nach
tabhi unka Beta bola
is kutte k samne mat
nachna mammy.

By: dhiraj chaudhary # 449
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Premi- Ae bewafa tune dil jala diya mera....Dil jalakar rakh kar diya mera...

Premika- Teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi....Bhej dena
"RAKH" bartan manjane ke kaam aayegi..

By: dhiraj chaudhary # 449
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