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Boy-Cn i Hold ur Hand?
Grl-No!
Boy-Y?
Gal-cz it Hurts whn u Leave it.

Boy-Ma kasam,
Humari Acting!
To Ladkiyo ki Over Acting

By: aakash jugraj # 1009
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Santa: waiter, ek coffee laana. kitna hai?
Waiter: 50 Rs.
Santa: saamnewaali dukhaan main to 50 ps hai
Waiter: woh xerox dukhaan hai sir

By: aakash jugraj # 1009
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2 boys were talking:
1st: Tu bohot accha swimming karta he
kaha pe sikha
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2nd Boy:
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"Pani me

By: aakash jugraj # 1009
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Sharabi hawa me COIN uchaalkar bola:
Heads Aaya to WHISKEY, Tails aaya to VODKA.
Zamin par Khada raha to RUM,
Aur
hawa me raha to Aaj se DARU BAND;

By: aakash jugraj # 1009
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RAKHI SAWANT Train me!
TC- Ticket?
Rakhi-Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai.
TC- Jurmana lgega!
Rakhi-Q?
TC- Qki Tum 1st CLASS me baithi ho & Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai.

By: Aman Gupta # 7405
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Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington

By: SAYRA MEENA # 140
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jyotish - tumhari jindagi me14 ladkiya ayengi.
boy-oh yes,ye hui na baat.""what a life""
jyotish -jyada khush mtho bete ek patni or 13 betiya hongi....

By: sumeet gupta # 8382
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Boy Ask A Girl "bidayi" Ke Time Pe Ladkiyan Roti Kyu Hai?

Girl:- " KAMAINE" agar tujhe pata chale ki shar se door le jake koi tujhse bartan majvayeda to tu kya nachega

By: Shubham Shrivastava # 3230
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Ek Daaku (Lady Se)
Ye Saare Zevar Mujhe De De?
Lady- Le,
Ye Le,
Payal Le,
Jhumke Le,
Chudi Le,
Chain Le,
Long Le,
Sab Le Le.
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LUGAAI ban Ja Kutte

By: Dhanesh Bamalwa # 1111
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Santa: shirt silwane k liye 1 achha kapda dikhao.
Salesman: plain me dikhau?
Santa: nahi helicopter me dikha saale bandar yahi pe dikha,,,:-,

By: iryat shaikh # 1122
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Santa- oye yaar! Tu mujhe sms 2-2 baar kyu bhejta hai..?
Banta- oye! Ek sms tu rakh liya kar aur ek forward kar diya kar..

By: faisal anwar # 3227
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Teacher : Repeat the sentence
"Delhi me Qutub Minar Hai.."
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Student (in a sleepy tone) :
"Dubai mein Kutta beemar Hai....

By: PARTH_JSK # 145
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Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR

Main Ladki ke sath date maar raha tha aur mera dost uske samne aakar bola:
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"kal wali Zyada achi thi"...

By: PARTH_JSK # 145
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Husband 2 wife~
"na kajre ki dhar,
na motio k haar.
na koi kiya singar,
phir b kitni sundar ho."
Wife~
oye, saaf-2 bol na ki
"make-up k liye paise ni dunga":-)

By: ashish-lovey # 390
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cycle wale ne 1 Aadmi ko takkar mar di.
Aur bola-Aap bahut lucky ho
Aadmi- kaise
Cycle wala- Aaj meri chutti hai
NAHI TO MAI TRUCK CHALATA HU

By: ashish-lovey # 390
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